Minor Rant Thread part 4

[binley100]

This is a rant about something which hasn't yet happened but will happen ...........

People who go through all the books that you've packed up to take to the car boot and pull half of them out in case they want to read them ...........you know that the next trip to Wales will involve bringing back more books (probably some duplicates as well) and I would really like to have more floor space than a path to the computer......

[Munch]

I need to rant as I think it might be the only way I can calm down.......

I am so flippin cross I want to cry....

I have no idea why I let The Git get to me so much somethime, he asks his counsellor to talk to me and maybe negotiate a less harsher dinner time rule for him, and since then he has just taken the flippin piss!!

I have asked him to do a couple of simple things for me, like go and tuck the chooks in while I slave over him flippin dinner and he just said NO NO NO NO!!!!

I asked him to do something as simple as have s flippin WASH OMG STupid cow I am!!!!!

I come down staris this morning and find he has eaten the Icing Sugar!! since then he smuggles the rest of loaf of bread upstairs and ate that.

When I speak to him about it he just tells me to STUP_UP!!! aggghhhhhh.....

Then he comes home and says Hi mum is there anything to eat? no there F*&^&&^G ISNT!!!!!

My god

[Munch]

The the husband has a little go to........

WTF did I do to deserve today??

[taff]

dont know, why dont you go on holiday or stay with someone for a few days?

[Florence Fennel]

Himself complained last night that I was snoring (I have a very heavy cold). I assumed he had gone to the bathroom, so I got out of bed and went downstairs, where I sat until 2.00 a.m. to make sure he had got off to sleep. When I got back to bed, he hadn't been to the bathroom, he was in another bedroom, fast asleep. Can't work out whether I'm angry with him, or mad at myself!

[taff]

I had an alzheimers moment last night, Woke up at half two in the morning thinking 'what is that godawful smell' only to realise I'd left a pan of 2 eggs boiling merrily away on the stove for about 2 and a half hours, they'd finally boiled dry and exploded.
I'd gone to bed and left them.
It was a bit messy this morning.....

[zazen999]

Doh!

Mr Z. Is driving me crazy today. How I haven't lamped him one I don't know.

[VirginVegGrower]

Should have heard me at Mr VVG the other night when wallpapering. Can you pass me the brush says I. Which brush says he?!? I'll give you a bl@@dy clue - I'm trying to wallpaper. Jeez! I sounded like Phoebe in Friends when she has that rant which they block out. Now I have his cold. Men sometimes...

[binley100]

B*$^£%!***$ who take advantage big time........Come to this country illegaly, find a woman who is going through a very upsetting marriage break up, persuade her to marry you so that you can legally stay here then divorce her and go through an arranged marriage .......leaving her with money debts that she didn't have before. You're divorced you have no right to be here, Foxtrot oscar back to your own bladdy country,you're a lowdown cheating lying scum preying on a vulnerable lovely (if a little naive ) lady, it was obviously planned from the start and I for one am very tempted to do you some serious damage .....

[Piggle]

I'm so busy I could cry

[VirginVegGrower]

I'm so busy I could cry

Don't do that...talk to someone and try and get someone to share the load.

[zazen999]

Wind and rain waking you up at 3. Then pain and a car alarm keeping you awake for another hour and a half. Wind and rain rewaking you up at 5. Then - same car alarm keeping you awake for half an hour. Wind and rain waking you up for the third time at 6, and the same car alarm keeping you awake until 15 mins before your own alarm goes off.

On a night when you went to bed early because you were tired, so in the morning you are completely exhausted.

[Jeanied]

Bladdy men who don't know the difference between 4 inches and 6 inches, who spill stuff all over the bathroom floor, can't aim in a straight line - and who don't clean up after themselves!!!

Next time I'm putting my own bathroom curtain rail up!

[Fruit&2veg]

Bladdy men who don't know the difference between 4 inches and 6 inches,

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[shirlthegirl43]

Bl@@dy mosquitos! I thought I would be safe in South Holland in December but it would appear not!!!