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Overly efficient banks who don't authorise a payment grrrr
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WPC F Hobbit, Shire police
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I don't feel that bad now, things were tense but now I'm almost at the beginning of laughing it off. It's not stopping me from hatching evil plans in the confines of my head though.Comment
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Nae Black Bun left in the shops, what is the world coming to? Guess I'll need to make do with shortie and Dundee CakeComment
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Bladdy hospitals that send residents back to SWMBO's home with Norovirus without notification of the possibility they may have been infected.
SWMBO has been in bed for two days and is still weak.
ColinPotty by name Potty by nature.
By appointment of VeggieChicken Member of the Nutters club.
We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.
Aesop 620BC-560BC
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Hello everyone, happy new year to you all.
I've set myself some time aside today to finally organise all my seeds properly....except I can't find a whole load that I bought in the sale at Ryton in September. I have turned the house upside down but can'f find them anywhere. Last seen in a Marks and Spencer's bag....somewhere....
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You'll have put them in a safe place and it'll be the last place you look .......S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
You can't beat a bit of garden pornComment
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or the first place you looked when you didn't see them ...Granny on the Game in SheffieldComment
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Until that time comes, I am holding the OH responsible!Originally posted by binley100 View Post
Well, it was either him or the rabbits.......
or me of courseComment
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Originally posted by Helgalush View PostUntil that time comes, I am holding the OH responsible! Well, it was either him or the rabbits
Or them pesky aliens
you know what trouble makers they are 
He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
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Hmmm they probably took them when they took all my socks as well...Originally posted by bearded bloke View PostOr them pesky aliens you know what trouble makers they are Comment
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Nah,socks are stolen by .... The Fish People ..... they then sell them to MacDonald's to make hamburgers with..... (from ....Alexi Sayle's .... the fish people tapes)He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
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... Unless that is, you plan to find them and then carry on looking....Originally posted by binley100 View Post
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"There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children; one of these is roots, the other wings" - Hodding CarterComment
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I'm not happy. I have to deliver a presentation for someone else tomorrow. Why can't it wait until next week when the author can deliver it themselves?Granny on the Game in SheffieldComment
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Wind ........S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
You can't beat a bit of garden pornComment
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