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  • #46
    Originally posted by bearded bloke View Post
    Round the horn is being repeated on radio 7
    Round the Horn is Mt Teez fav. I DON'T remember it myself - having been snatched from my cradle by him, but I have listened to the tapes and love 'em. " Hullo!! My name's Julian and this is my friend, Sandy!"
    When the Devil gives you Cowpats - make Satanic Compost!

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    • #47
      Originally posted by Creemteez View Post
      " Hullo!! My name's Julian and this is my friend, Sandy!"
      It is such a shame we have lost innuendo from comedy these years,political correctness has kicked the backside out of traditional British humour
      He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

      Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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      • #48
        B*llox to political correctness, I say!
        All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
        Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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        • #49
          Cor blimey! I have a significant birthday coming up so I thought that I'd treat myself to a mp3 player/radio thingey to listen to on the plot. 'You can get phones with all of this on' says a friend. Hmm, good idea, my phone is elderly too.

          There's me thinking I'm being all trendy and up to date, so put ' mobile phone radio' into the search on Amazon and what is the first thing it suggests?

          http://www.amazon.co.uk/Button-Easy-...7513761&sr=8-1

          How does it know?
          Last edited by singleseeder; 08-06-2011, 07:20 AM. Reason: Tried to do 'advanced' hyperlink - and failed
          Whether you think you can or whether you think you can't, you are probably right.
          Edited: for typo, thakns VC

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          • #50
            My eldest son does have a philosophy, though, that I totally subscribe to. Hesays 'you're only young once, but you can be immature forever!'

            Yah! Riiiiight on. Thass me! So, bite me bum!!!!

            Zebedee
            "Raised to a state of heavenly lunacy where I just can't be touched!"

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            • #51
              Originally posted by zebedee View Post
              My eldest son does have a philosophy, though, that I totally subscribe to. Hesays 'you're only young once, but you can be immature forever!'
              That's me!
              The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
              Brian Clough

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              • #52
                The "specials" song "Enjoy yourself" is so right! I had a temp job a few years ago where an 18 year old had to explain the company procedure to me. I had no problem with that. Every company has their own way of doing things. My problem was being told how to use the mouse on a computer (very patronisingly and rudely) when my CV showed that I had taught computing at a University.

                Do they know which generation put a man on the moon?
                Last edited by JanieB; 10-06-2011, 12:32 AM.
                "I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
                "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
                Oxfordshire

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                • #53
                  I was just reading a thread about 1010 liters of compost for £10, then saw that their was a place near me that does a similar thing and got excited!
                  Excited about cheap compost!!! (i never thought that would happen to me)
                  Oh well s**t happens!
                  To really be free, You need to be free in the mind.

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                  • #54
                    I was reading through and saw something which struck a chord, but got to the end of the thread and I'd completely forgotten what it was Just had to go back to find it!!

                    Ah yes, had a problem with my phone, couldn't make any calls, took it to the network shop, who played with it and decided I'd turned off the network connection. It did work though and although I wasn't happy with it, was assured everything was as it should be. Took it home and investigated it further myself and discovered the bright young thing in the shop had switched on my data network connection and cost me £17 Wish I'd stood my ground in the shop, but that patronising look that says 'what do you expect at your age' saps your confidence
                    Life is too short for drama & petty things!
                    So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly!

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                    • #55
                      well im 41 years young , still trying to cram everything in as life begins at 40 so they say but the mirror lies and the white hairs are here, and still i dont know why the new mums look like they should be in school with the coppers and i find me and hubby talking about ''it was better when'' and hes 37 lol

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