Private message to the moderators

[Finedon.Dandy]

I have an appology to make.

It would appear that following my post of yesterday (regarding the 4 gorgeous, hunky dishylicious firemen who had to come and rescue Pods foot from Peas cot) that I may have started a new craze amoungst the grapes. Whilst this will probaly only affect the female variety, symptoms may well apear in certain strains of the male ones too. The affected grapes may be compelled to squash their little grapes through or into any small orrifice in an attempt to find an excuse to ring for the fire brigade. I will not be held responsible for any of these mad antics even though it was my idea in the first place....whoops even though it happened to me first

Sorry for any troubles this may cause you and to any grapes affected.

[Glutton4...]

I think Nickers is actually to blame - she started it with the Pompier Christmad Calendar references!

[baldrick]

tried squashing my own foot into lilys cot. nobody noticed. Didnt even get grumpy bearded husband to my rescue...and where are the smileys hiding again?????

[Finedon.Dandy]

How would you explain why your foot got between the bars - you are all mad

[Florence Fennel]

She would probably say it got stuck as she was climbing out. I remember Nicos and the Pompier C-word too.

[Finedon.Dandy]

Anyhow how come you lot are reading this message? - its marked private for the mods!

[rustylady]

Anyhow how come you lot are reading this message? - its marked private for the mods!

Cos we're nosy as well as mad as hatters

[rustylady]

tried squashing my own foot into lilys cot. nobody noticed. Didnt even get grumpy bearded husband to my rescue...and where are the smileys hiding again?????

Baldrick, to get the smileys you need to click on "go advanced" instead of "quick reply"

[baldrick]

Baldrick, to get the smileys you need to click on "go advanced" instead of "quick reply"

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