Euromillions

[arpoet]

ahhhhh.. simple..... Wait until my photo is in the local paper accepting the cheque and then take several copies in to the bank so they all know that if they hadn't been @$$ holes and charged me high intrest as well as giving me poor service, they might just have had earned a huge bonus.
Plus, engage a secretary for all the begging letters.. (yes, i would still send em out)
Roger

[zebedee]

1) Check that I'd actually won
2) Tell OH (sub choice to this; check hearing after screaming died down!)
3) Settle a goodly amount on family and tell them what they do with it is up to them (once it's gone, do NOT come to me for more until I am firmly planted!!!)
4) Buy a Merc for OH and self (OH can't drive but dreams of a Merc!)
5) Buy a second hand Land Rover Defender for self
6) Get a reasonable sized house with decent amount of land
7) Get chickens
8) Get goats and pigs
9) Plant orchard
10) Grow my own veggies

I would probably wake up at this point, sigh deeply, and get ready for another day at work!!! Ah, well, perchance to dream.

[bobleponge]

I can only think of a couple of things. I wouldnt move or buy another house as I live in paradise already as far as I'm concerned.

1 Pay off mortgage of me and my kids
2 Set up my own charity so I knew that every penny went where it should, not paying 6 figure salaries to disgusting leeches
3 Visit all countries that I've not yet visited
4 Buy an old 911sc Turbo
5 Treat Mme P to whatever she wanted whenever she wanted
6 Ride the TDF a day behind the proffessionals, with my own team of masseuses and soigners

Thats about it really

[mothhawk]

I would really love to fly somewhere, anywhere, it wouldn't matter, first class, just to see how the other half lives.

Then I would say to myself, "Hey, I AM the other half now!"

[ginger ninger]

Mmmm, let mi think.

1. I'd photocopy mi wining ticket, enlarge it, frame it and hang it in mi new house. Then I'd cash it.
2. Pay the mortgage off on mi little terrace house, sign it over to mi neighbour who lives in rented accommodation.
3. Pay mi other neighbour to take time off work to look after Jinny cat for 3 months, before going to the travel agents to book a first class round the world holiday to all the places OH and me ever dreamed of. I wouldn't tell him till were on the plane that I'd won.
4. Contract a master builder before we went to build mi dream cottage/small holding so Jinny's got lot's of space to wonder around in...while enjoying number 3.
5. When I got back I'd go shopping for ducks, chickens, geese, goats and 2 donkeys (I've always wanted donkeys ).
6. Take all mi close friends and me on a shopping spree we'll never forget. Let OH take all his mates on one as well.
7. I'd open a little nursery selling fruit and veg plants. With a little shop attached selling home made jams, chutneys and CAAAAAAAAKE. For something to occupy mi when I get feed up of counting mi money...like that would ever happen.
8. Like Bobble, I'd set up my own charity giving to people that really deserve a much better quality of life. And animals that deserve loving not abandoning (yes, I'm a big softy)
9. Pick Jeanied up & swing past P.B's house and drop the PONY off that she's always wanted, then go & collect seeds of Zaz for mi stash.

And last but not least...

10. O yes...tell OH he's no need to work full time any-more...well, he'd get under mi feet .

[Nicos]

What would I do?????


Simples...


sob, sob and a lot more sobs........

and then...plenty more sobbing!!!!!!

????

...and then wake up!!!!

[Jelliebabe]

Can I come and work in your nursery Ginge? It sounds like it would be fun!

[jojo2910]

1 - Resign with immediate effect
2 - Pay off last few debts
3 - Buy a winnebago
4 - Buy a dog
5 - Go travelling round the world with the OH and the dog in the winnebago and see all the sites
6 - Give some money to my parents and in-laws so they can retire comfortably
7 - Give some money to my parents and in-laws for our brothers, enough to buy a house for them each
8 - Come back and buy a nice house, with land enough to start our own plant nursery
9 - Have a baby or two or three
10 - Kick back and relax

[ginger ninger]

Can I come and work in your nursery Ginge? It sounds like it would be fun!

I'd be happy to have you on board Jelliebabe, but chief CAAAAAAKE taster has to be reserved for G4...I think if I gave the job to anyone else...she'd kill mi

[binley100]

ermmmmmmm
1. Make sure it was true
2. Buy a small place in the country with land
3. Pay someone to sort out all our crap so we can fit in the small place
4 Buy the kids somewhere to live
5. Pay someone to help the Mil on a daily basis with whatever needs doing
6. Get my Dad a new car and the painting holiday he fancies
7 Tell the oh he can give up his job
8 tell my job to stuff it
9. set up trust funds for the kids making sure they have pre-nup agreements if they ever get wed
10 try and spend wisely re. buying stuff, charities etc ......

I'm not sure if they'd all happen in that order but as I'll never win it doesn't really matter......

[Arthur Pounder]

1. Buy a Wolverine.

[mrbadexample]

Glutton.

[Patchninja]

Sorry to say this but none of you can have it. IT'S MINE MWAH MWAH MWAH (evil laugh)

[Paul Sill]

Get financial advice and some counselling, that sort of money would have a serious effect on you.

[Jelliebabe]

I think I'd have to see all of it... In notes - then after I'd finished rolling around in it.... well who knows!

I've always said to Mr B that if we won any serious sort of money then we would travel to see all of the sporting events that he wanted to.... I could be found on a nearby beach with a cocktail!