Famous last words? (JFF)

[mothhawk]

Not the last words of famous people, but inventive ideas of words people might say just before their untimely and sudden demise. For example:

Pull the pin and count to what?.....

Or:

Isn't it cute? I wonder where the mother bear is?.....

Or:

It's OK, rat poison only kills rats......

Can anyone think up any more?

[di]

Sorry but a famous ones.....'take it easy how you drive,the life you might save could be mine'.

[Florence Fennel]

Dying words of a hypochondriac? "I told you I was ill"

[Florence Fennel]

Wasn't Oscar Wilde supposed to have said "Either that wallpaper goes, or I do"?

[bearded bloke]

Dying words of a hypochondriac? "I told you I was ill"

Methinks that is on the headstone of Spike Milligner (the well known typing error)

[ginger ninger]

Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel.


Said by: George Appel (a convicted murderer) was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution.

[ginger ninger]

"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis."

Said by: Humphrey Bogart

[Florence Fennel]

Methinks that is on the headstone of Spike Milligner (the well known typing error)

Fan of Spike, so that's probably where I heard it

[bearded bloke]

Fan of Spike, so that's probably where I heard it

Indeed he was a comic genius

"Spike Milligner (the well known typing error)" read by Harry Secombe from the script sheet on the Last Goon Show of All

He knows stuff,you cannot live without

[taff]

I think the gas leak is coming form the overn, I'll just check....

[Florence Fennel]

Now I've wasted about an hour reading Goon Show scripts!

[zebedee]

Overheard conversation containing famous last words.
Wife - "Does my bum look big in this, darling?"
Husband - "Can't say yet, dear, I'll tell you when you've got it all in!"

[mothhawk]

I think the gas leak is coming from the overn, I'll just check....

very good, taff

How about:

Yes, I'm sure they're mushrooms....

[snohare]

"Don't be daft, that's not a train whistle"

"It's okay, the safety is on!"

"I measured the rope, then subtracted enough to allow for my height. I'll be fine."

(That last may have happened, in the case of a young man who bungee jumped off a freeway overpass...He thought he was doing really well to subtract six feet for his height, but he forgot that bungee ropes are stretchy...Darwin Award nominee.)

"All hatches closed Captain, commencing to dive.." Lots of the early submariners didn't quite have the routine sorted, and they lie still on the seabed...Except where the sub was salvaged and another attempt was made. Often with the same consequences. Sometimes several times !

[taff]

No, it's a complete myth about bulls and the colour red...watch....

Don't be silly, of course it's not loaded...