Famous last words? (JFF)

[snohare]

It is a myth about bulls and the colour red...they're colourblind !

[zebedee]

It is a myth about bulls and the colour red...they're colourblind !

I don't care! They're big! They're narsty! And they can move chuffin' fast when they wants to!!!

[snohare]

Can't help but feel it's a lot of bull...

[zebedee]

Ok, YOU wave the rag (red, blue, whatever), and I'll stand OUTSIDE the field.

[Florence Fennel]

Yep, if tha runs at back o' me, I'll foller thi. Ooh, gone all Tyke!

[snohare]

Okay Zebedee, I'll just head for you and dodge at the last minute, you can test the fence...

Famous last words..."This fence is totally stockproof !"

And come to think of it - "There are no sharks he- "

[binley100]

I can't sleep.
~~ James M. Barrie, author, d. 1937........

[binley100]

# Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
Groucho Marx

[mothhawk]

"Nice doggie...."

"I'll get your toast out...."

"Which wire am I supposed to cut?...."

[mothhawk]

"It's OK, you don't get piranha in this part of the river..."

[zebedee]

What happens if I stick my finger in he.....

[zebedee]

I did hear a wonderful one from a programme, where a reporter was taken on a flight in an RAF Tornado GR1. During the preflight briefing the pilot said to the reporter;
"If you hear me say Eject, Eject, Eject, don't say 'pardon', you'll be talking to yourself!" The look on the reporter's face was priceless

[mothhawk]

I did hear a wonderful one from a programme, where a reporter was taken on a flight in an RAF Tornado GR1. During the preflight briefing the pilot said to the reporter;
"If you hear me say Eject, Eject, Eject, don't say 'pardon', you'll be talking to yourself!" The look on the reporter's face was priceless

That's similar to the bomb disposal expert who says "if you see me running, try to keep up"!

[mothhawk]

"I'll hold it, you light the fuse..."

[horticultural_hobbit]

Dying words of a hypochondriac? "I told you I was ill"

Spike Milligan?