So...............

[smallblueplanet]

Look, I think you just have to get with it!

[bearded bloke]

The ultimate annoying term has got to be.... to die for

[Potstubsdustbins]

As a plumber I usually start my conversation's by put my hand to my chin and slowly shaking my head whilst looking skywards followed by a long drawn out

Welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll it would normally cost but in this case

Colin

[mothhawk]

..."Well, my friend, well, she, like, goes off on one, like, and ya know, I, like, well, I just sat there, laughing, like. Innit?

Oh yes, "innit"......my absolute pet hate! Hate it, hate it, hate it! Means nothing, says nothing. Grrr...!

[Florence Fennel]

also the word lush .....since when did that change from meaning alcoholic?

Gavin & Stacey love, Gavin & Stacey innit?

[taff]

the best one I've heard recently is 'bare sick'
which apparently means something like maximum sick
which apparently means it's great.

[Glutton4...]

Digging up an oldie, I know, but I still really loathe 'Gross' for awful.

I need to get out more...

[chris]

I was just about to post a title with..

"So... I'm on medication that replaced frontal lobotomies !"

But then I saw this, so I didn't.

But, it is a true story though.. I seem to have vertigo, and have been given the stuff that is used to treat schizophrenic people. Hope I didn't come across wrong to the doc ??

[Florence Fennel]

Don't like "totally awesome" how gross is that?

[maytreefrannie]

Shop assistants here often use so at the end of a sentence, like they might say:

That's 3.20 so

I often feel they should follow it up with something like: so if you want to take your goods, pay up.

To be fair, we the customers are also inclined to say frequently in shops:

How much do I owe you so?

[Flummery]

I get dizzy when a sentence contains too many "and I turned round to her and said ....and she turned round and said ..." Stand still you daft beggars, you'll have me over!

[OverWyreGrower]

I was just about to post a title with..

"So... I'm on medication that replaced frontal lobotomies !"

But then I saw this, so I didn't.

But, it is a true story though.. I seem to have vertigo, and have been given the stuff that is used to treat schizophrenic people. Hope I didn't come across wrong to the doc ??

Don't panic! I've had similar medicine for labrynthitis (sp?) and vertigo... apparantly it's quite common to have the same drugs for stuff that deals with balance etc as for some mental disorders.

I actually went back and queried my medication when I saw it was for treatment of schizophrenia!

[shobhna]

Pet hate: 'would of' instead of 'would have' and 'should of' instead of 'should have'
I have been known to return e-mails and asking for them to be written in understandable English.
I work in IT and have many ''clever people'' to support and it irritates me to see a langugage destroyed.
I used to come across the term ''inn'it mate'' quite a lot when I was stationed at Peckham Police Station. Thankfully I only did Policing as a hobby-bobby.

[Jelliebabe]

So like, what I mean is yeah like, I ABSOLUTELY cant bear it when people say "of an" i.e. I like a drink of an evening, i like to practice my hula hopping skills of a weekend!!!!! I h8 it, also people who cant type anything withough using text speak like i h8 it cu l8r!..... INNIT

[zebedee]

So, woss the the probbo, then, lak, you know, so long as we gets out point across, innit, I mean, you know, I could turn round n say, lak, youi know what I mean, don'T I. But, at the end of the day, afta a bit of a weekend, lak, 'ere we are, you know, on Monday, innit.

Should I shut up now, while I can?