Emergency! Chilli accident

[FionaH]

Anyone know how to soothe a blokes delicate bits if he has inadvertantly got a chilli seed on it?
No idea how eldest has done this but we have just tidied the house and he said we "could have unearthed all sorts!"

[Jeanied]

Plain yoghurt? Milk?.

[FionaH]

Tried that

[Florence Fennel]

Ouch, delicate. Ice?

[mothhawk]

Got any Germolene? That contains local anaesthetic that might take away the worst of the sting.

[taff]

sour cream

[Florence Fennel]

Ice entirely wrong Fi! Apparently you can use mayo, cucumber or alcohol. Water doesn't help, or ice. According to Google, the best remedy is salt with a little water, kind of a paste I suppose and then soap and water. He probably feels like all of the above. Cucumber & mayo sandwich, salt on the burn and a slug of alcohol to take away the pain!

[FionaH]

LMAO nappy rash cream did the trick. I am not laughing honest

[zazen999]

Why have you even got nappy rash cream with your lads?

Anyway - bicarb does it for me...when I have made my chilli jelly and then got it all over fingers....

[Nicos]

Well...I did exactly the same thing a while back

Just tell him it's an ancient Aztec manhood ritual!!!!!!



( ouchy ouchy ouchy!!!!!!!!)

[FionaH]

Why have you even got nappy rash cream with your lads?

Anyway - bicarb does it for me...when I have made my chilli jelly and then got it all over fingers....

It works well on tattoos apparently

[binley100]

got many tattoos then Fi ?

[Potstubsdustbins]

Ouch I feel for the man.

Many years ago whilst in the army we did chemical warfare training in a chamber filled with concentrated CS gas fully suited of course.

But no, you are not supposed to come out the chamber and nip for a quick pee without taking your gloves off.

Colin

[FionaH]

got many tattoos then Fi ?

Lol yeah hundreds of em

Ouch I feel for the man.

Many years ago whilst in the army we did chemical warfare training in a chamber filled with concentrated CS gas fully suited of course.

But no, you are not supposed to come out the chamber and nip for a quick pee without taking your gloves off.

Colin

OUCH!

[Florence Fennel]

It's bad enough on your hands, gawd knows how it feels on the nether regions! Glad you'd got the cream handy Fi.