The dangers of drinking tea down the lottie

[arpoet]

The dangers of drinking tea down the lottie...

I was down the lottie before 6am to do some work before it turns warm, and sat resting about 8am with a mug of tea, when suddenly a strong gust of wind rattled the old brambley tree above me and showered be with about 5 lbs of cookers...
luckily, none hit me and most fell on the rhubarb bed, so its apple crumble for afters.
Roger

[VirginVegGrower]

I thought this was going to be a case of too much brandy in it finds you laid out in the carrot bed looking at the sky for a weather report.

[Nicos]

And so.....Did you come up with any bright ideas of great scientific value?????

[Aberdeenplotter]

I don't just like that comment, it is brilliant.

[RedThorn]

Drat Nicos you beat me to it

[HeyWayne]

No, you smell! Of tea.

[Florence Fennel]

So, for idling with a cuppa, you got your just desserts Roger.

[arpoet]

So, for idling with a cuppa, you got your just desserts Roger.

Now, if i could only grow custard....

[snohare]

And so.....Did you come up with any bright ideas of great scientific value?????

No, of course not...he already said nothing struck him !

Obviously, you need to be a "hard core" physicist for a Bramley to help. (Although it might depend on the branch of physics...)

[snohare]

Now, if i could only grow custard....

Am I allowed to make a corny joke about that ? Or would I get a verbal whipping...

[Aberdeenplotter]

Well he can now live happley ever after.

[taff]

oh dear...

[snohare]

You should think carefully before you enter this conversation, AP...you don't want to russet it !

[Aberdeenplotter]

Ok. Silence is golden (delicious) then!

[julesapple]

Now, if i could only grow custard....

Chickens it is then......and you'll need a cow too. Only thing you might have problems with is growing vanilla, but global warming might sort that.....................eventually!

Jules