A moment of calm....

[Creemteez]

Am passing this on to you as we could all probably do with a bit more calm in our lives.
Some doctor on TV last night was saying that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things we have started and haven't finished.
So, this afternoon I looked around my house to find things I have started and haven't finished so far I have managed to finish a bottle of Merlot a botle of Chardonnay a bodle of Baileies a butle of Wum a pocket of Prongles tha mainder of abot of prozic and Valiuminun scriptins the res of the chesescke ana box a choclitz
Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now. Plese sen dhis on to dem yu feel ar in ned ov iennr peas. An telum u blody luvum!! XXX

[Glutton4...]

Nutter!

[Florence Fennel]

Fab. Hope you're not drunk in charge of the icing bag right now Creemteez!

[Potstubsdustbins]

Joke of the week award.


Colin

[DarkCrow]

Fair play!

[Nicos]

Brill!!!...utterly brill!!!!!

[snohare]

I almost choked on me steamed broccoli there !

[FionaH]

Brilliant, pass the chocs

[Aberdeenplotter]

very clever and very entertaining, as Fiona says, brilliant indeed

[Flummery]

Ha! The biggest thing I've started and haven't finshed is my life - and I'm not rushing round the house to try and finish that!

[VirginVegGrower]

I laughed till I cried

[Creemteez]

T'is good, innit! I wish I could take credit for it, but a friend of mine Emailed me it - don't know where she got it! Thought you'd all appreciate it!

[northepaul]

Lol!!