Grow-your-own Viagra craze hits Britain's garden centres

[madderbat]

Careful girls, this story is in the Independent today. Apparently winter-flowering heather has unsuspected properties. Check it out here, and watch out!!
http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/hea...cle2411405.ece

Fortunately BW doesn't see the need to grow flowers

[Lesley Jay]

It's April 1st!!!

[dexterdoglancashire]

It's April 1st!!!

Spoil sport Lesley! I cottoned on and sent a PM to EB, I didn't want to spoil it for anyone else! I've got visons of the guy trying to walk away from his lottie after drinking a cup of the "heather tea"! It makes interesting thoughts methinks!!! LOL

Happy April Fools Day everyone!

Bernie aka Dexterdog

[bubblewrap]

Spoil sport Lesley! I cottoned on and sent a PM to EB, I didn't want to spoil it for anyone else! I've got visons of the guy trying to walk away from his lottie after drinking a cup of the "heather tea"! It makes interesting thoughts methinks!!! LOL

Happy April Fools Day everyone!

Bernie aka Dexterdog

Me thinks this could be the same bloke that grew spaghetti on trees a few years ago?

[TonyF]

Oh bugger, better go and dig up all those heathers I bought this morning!

[johnty greentoes]

Fantatic April Fool...

I particularly liked...

"From the limited amount of information available, it is suggested the Viagra-analogue is best extracted by steeping the detached small flowers in neat alcohol. An infusion of about 20g of flowers in 100ml of fluid liberates the active principle. A quality full-strength vodka (at least 40 per cent) is also effective. Mr Bennell added: "There is some confusion whether oral consumption or topical application is more effective."

A Viagra cock-tale?

[madderbat]

Fantatic April Fool...

I particularly liked...

"From the limited amount of information available, it is suggested the Viagra-analogue is best extracted by steeping the detached small flowers in neat alcohol. An infusion of about 20g of flowers in 100ml of fluid liberates the active principle. A quality full-strength vodka (at least 40 per cent) is also effective. Mr Bennell added: "There is some confusion whether oral consumption or topical application is more effective."

A Viagra cock-tale?

100 ml of neat alcohol taken orally = no cock tale I suspect!!!

[Grandpadragon]

Me thinks this could be the same bloke that grew spaghetti on trees a few years ago?

A few years BW? more like 40 ! I remember seeing it on the tele I think in glorious Techniblack and white

[TonyF]

And it was on Panorama of all programs when that prog did really serious journalistic investigations.

[HeyWayne]

No good to me, our allotment "rules" state: "No erections are permitted on the allotment, however a small storage facility is available".

I quite like Heather too.

[bubblewrap]

No good to me, our allotment "rules" state: "No erections are permitted on the allotment, however a small storage facility is available".

I quite like Heather too.

Always put a large stone in your wellies it makes you limp.

[bubblewrap]

A few years BW? more like 40 ! I remember seeing it on the tele I think in glorious Techniblack and white

Ok Time plays tricks on me now days
Can you remember Muffin the Mule?

[Flummery]

Never muffed a mule in me life Bubblewrap. You must be thinking of someone else.

[kirsty b]

I've only just read this one and it made me LMAO. Still not going to let Himself see it in case it gives him more ideas!