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    People are older than they used to be.
    Everything is further away now than it used to be.
    It is twice as far to the corner, and I’ve noticed they’ve added a hill.
    I’ve given up running for the bus, it leaves faster than it used to.
    It seems to me they are making steps steeper than in the good old days.
    And have you noticed the smaller print they use in the newspapers?
    There is no sense in asking anyone to read aloud – everyone speaks in such a low voice that I can hardly hear them.
    The material in clothes is getting skimpy, especially round the waist and hips.
    Even people are changing; they are so much older than I am.
    I was thinking about that while I was combing my hair this morning. I glanced at my reflection, and confound it – they don’t make good mirrors like they used to.
    Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
    Endless wonder.

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    ... and the policemen/women are only about 15 these days
    A garden is a lovesome thing, God wot! (Thomas Edward Brown)

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    • #3
      ... and they let children drive cars
      Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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      • #4
        ... and the electric company aren't putting as much power into lighting as they used to

        ETA:
        My Grandma actually phoned the, then, Electricity Company to complain about it!
        Last edited by scarey55; 26-08-2011, 07:53 PM.
        A garden is a lovesome thing, God wot! (Thomas Edward Brown)

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        • #5
          naw.....you're as old as you feel which for me is mentally 28 and physically 78 ......

          did get on a bus driven by a guy who looked about 15 t'other day ........now that was slightly worrying
          S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
          a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

          You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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          • #6
            One of the Doctors that came and took blood from me before my Op last year looked about 15! I told her so too!!!!!
            All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
            Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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