Your Middle Aged Day in 3 words

[zazen999]

This is a cross between Middle Aged Shout Outs [courtesy of ShaunWKeaveney on the Brilliant 6 Music Breakfast Show] and Your Day in 3 Words from MSE [other forums are available].

Open to Over 40s, or youngsters who feel over 40

Post your day in 3 words.

For example - Ironing Cardigans Painfully

[Just an example, I rarely iron anything, let alone cardigans].

[VirginVegGrower]

Silly s@d! OK like this so here goes!

Get up slowly
Pee at dawn
Coffee before anything
Plan long list
Trim jobs carefully
Approach greenhouse slowly
Water tomatoes achingly
Go back inside

Good enough?! That's my day so far...

[taff]

walk like nonagenerian

[Glutton4...]

Aches and Pains

[Glutton4...]

Need more Coffee

[Glutton4...]

Where's it Gone

[taff]

find damn tablets

[VirginVegGrower]

Long hot bath
Thinks about gardening
Sits back down
Opens up books
Thinks about allotment
Decides upon shopping
Puts on flatties

[ginger ninger]

Having nervous breakdown

[zazen999]

Fitting stereo fail

[Helgalush]

Creaky upon Moving
Stranger in Mirror
Outside in Slippers
Cant Find Words
Nest in Hair
Say That Again
Knickers in Twist
Phone in Fridge

[Glutton4...]

Can't be Arsed

[VirginVegGrower]

Can't be Arsed

Neither can I

[VirginVegGrower]

Don't do mornings
Slowly coming round
Looks at ironing
Can't be ar$ed
Slams the door
Goes out shopping

[Hilary B]

let me sleep!
walked too far (Shadow disagrees on that one, but he isn't middle-aged!)