Your Middle Aged Day in 3 words

[VirginVegGrower]

What ya miss?
Nobody important ha!
All dealt with
Pleased you're back
Have missed you
Am slightly tipsy
Yes again and
I'M FEELING GOOD
BaDdabah BaDdabah BaDdabah
Having a bafftubs
Drinking more wine
A neat rose
From Auchan Dunkerque
My favourite place
In the world
For peanut crispies
CRoostyLards maybe Croustillants

[VirginVegGrower]

Ooh amost forgot
After cooking dinner
Prior to wine
Very important that
I did my
Daughter's art homework
Everyone here is
Shocked at how
Good it is
Why? I'm hurt
More wine needed

[zazen999]

What ya miss?
Nobody important ha!
All dealt with
Pleased you're back
Have missed you

Aw, bless you

on the pop?

weather lousy tonight
MrZ's tennis cancelled

Put together powerpoint
for one presentation
started, not finished

another one expected
will start tomorrow

watched grand designs

now, hot bath
then book, bed

[binley100]

tomorrow is work
at night cooking
friday is cooking
for autumn Fair
at the lottie
busy busy busy

[VirginVegGrower]

Aw, bless you

on the pop?

weather lousy tonight
MrZ's tennis cancelled

Put together powerpoint
for one presentation
started, not finished

another one expected
will start tomorrow

watched grand designs

now, hot bath
then book, bed

Am on pop
But missed you
Whilst sober, believe
We all did
Working hard on
Falling into bed

[Glutton4...]

Had some fun
With Troll baiting
Will be back
For more tomorrow
Sleep time now
Sweet dreams all

[snohare]

TROLLS ! Oh no !
Dynamite the bridges !!!

Don't need drink
Daftness is easy
Low blood sugar
And some music
(Shutting up now.
Dog is bored
Both need walkies.)

[northmaid]

Been away ages
Missed loadsa stuff
Eye's healed nicely
Now catching up
Lottie got neglected
Washout this year
Needs lotsa digging
Planning next year
College day tomorrow
Lotsa homework too
Glad t'be back
Chatting to you

[Glutton4...]

Welcome back Northmaid!
Glad you're well

Got up early
Anticipating Troll baiting
Only to Find
Missy Banned Him!!!!!!! :eek
Spoiled my fun
Now having to
Bait Hobbit instead!

[VirginVegGrower]

Morning Glutton 4
Woke up late
Threw on clothes
Did school run
No breakfast yet
Got on Grapevine
Bye Bye Troll
Heard sad news
No not banning
RIP Steve Jobs
Holding my iphone
iThink of you
Had some coffee
Need some more
Have walked pooches
Let ladeez out
Sage stop squawking
Hurts my ears
Need some food
Morning to all

[snohare]

Beware of trolls
They're hobbit forming !

Steve Jobs rocked
"Living before dying"
Watch YouTube video
I did yesterday
just by coincidence
Now he's gone
World is poorer.

[its hilly]

Works a pain
in the back
Wind and rain
blowin a hoolie
Tunnel doors shut
keeps plants snug
What about me
Home at last
warm and dry
log fire glowing
tea in tummy
my world's better

[snohare]

Perched on footstool
Bewildered dog exploring
Strange big monitor
Posh wireless mouse
Cats all running
Ex-mouse lies headless
Rain batters windows
Fields and tracks
Welcome to Housesitland
Muddy miles ahead
To only bus
Have to fetch
DOH ! I forgot !
(Dog needs bed
Or won't settle
Both fitfully sleepfully.)
Tea and porridge,
Unsweetened soya milk
Triumph of marketing
Over common sense
Good thing is
Soon be distant
Glad to escape
Curse of soya !

[SarzWix]

Got cold feet.

[VirginVegGrower]

Literally or metaphorically?
Mine are literally
Freezing extremities too
Very hot forehead
Lying under duvet
Can't fall asleep
Had slutty breakfast
Carbs from McDs
Yes I know
I really shouldn't
But feeding cold
As adage says
All MrVVG offered
But he did
Buy GYOmag November

Staying under duvet