Your Middle Aged Day in 3 words

[snohare]

loads of toms
still to come

Ooh ! Oooh! OOH !
Pity poor Snohare
Don't torment him
Rather unsuccessful day
Fixing path step
Next to bridge
On village walk
Pensioner anklebreaking risk
Had volunteer helper
Sugar Puffs breakfast
Lasted two minutes
I'd cooked mine
So plenty oomph
But just couldn't
Helper "saw stars"
Abandoned big stone
Deep in bog
Cemented in substitutes
Won't last long
Not very safe
Don't feel proud
Then walked miles
In the dark,
Home, warm, resting
Dog well walked
Friends on Vine
Nothing more needed...

[VirginVegGrower]

Killed my tomatoes
Plants that is
Killed my peppers
Hacked my chillis
Dried their fruits
In my oven
Ready to grind
Cleaned my greenhouse
Didn't make Lottie

Going early tomorrow
Beans going in
Peas going in
Garlic going in
Onions going in
Need the space
Candle and *****
Got roaring fire
Dogs on sofa
Soup on hob
Watching tramp TV
Strictly Come Dancing

[zazen999]

picked my grapes
now making wine

[binley100]

got up early
still flippin' dark
off to lottie
our autumn fair
sold some preserves
sold some cakes
went to Asda
curry for tea
glass of red
now watch telly
probably will sleep

[Glutton4...]

Had my bath
Had my grub
Now at poota
With a G&T
I am pooped!

[VirginVegGrower]

Woke up early
Got up late
Had power cut
Breakfast at brunch
Colcannon and egg
Had a bath
Threw on scruffs
Pulled on boots
Loaded up car
Saw off son
And two friends
Onto village bus
Cinema Jonny English
Wish I could
But Lottie calls
Got in car
Started to weed
Three beds done
Two are manured
Celeriac looks good
Planted red onions
Bust my thumb
And my back
Dropped his friends
Had hot bath
Pasta and passata
Nice roaring fire
Strictly come dancing
Now to bed

[snohare]

Woke up slowly
Full spectrum lamp
Snoozed, finally woke
Blowy day outside
Walked the dog
Across baled field
Roe deer bounding
Over fence leaping
My heart sang
At such beauty
(Dog never noticed)
Mopped conservatory floor
New breadmaker succeeded
Yummy, crumbly loaf
Fresh garden veg
Straight into pot
Tattie, leeks, parsnip
Carrot, parsley, onion
Tomato (from puree )
Made wonderful soup
Bread and cheese
Lit the stove
Read the paper
Surfed the Vine,
Off to bed.

[baldrick]

grotty monday morning
fed grumpy baby
sorted stinky dogs
woke reluctant child
made husbands cuppa
ejected reluctant husband
ejected reluctant child
sorted noisy chickens
fed grumpy baby
splash in shower
ejected reluctant dogs
sorted more chickens
collected horse poo
fed grumpy baby
let dogs in
collected four eggs
welcomed mr asda
let child in
looked at shopping
drank cold cuppa
avoiding peeling taters
smell of horses
want hot bath
need cold beer
dodgy hip hurts
abused back aching
fiddling with internet
bed time soon......

[Florence Fennel]

Fell down stairs
Using a stick

[VirginVegGrower]

Fell down stairs
Using a stick

Gosh Florence Fennel
Are you ok?
Been to casualty
I do hope

Been tired today
Very cold here
Tried some gardening
And gave up
Rearranged greenhouse again
Hope tomorrow better
In weather terms
Need hot bath
And some food
Then my bed
Thumb still agony

[snohare]

Did you trip
due to stick ?
Not enough water
In the whisky ?
Magical muscle relaxant
available in Grouse
Soothes aches, pains
Sorry to hear,
Hope you heal !

[taff]

FF, you ok?
went to docs
stabbed in foot
wasnt that bad
ok, it was....
dont really mind
if it works...
big hearty food
beef, parsnip mash
and onion gravy
sit down time...

[Florence Fennel]

Knee gave way
Over on foot
Early Sunday morning
Sober as judge
Nothing is broken
Battered and bruised
Grouse needed now
Thanks very much

[binley100]

sympathies to MOM
stoned some plums
actually four pounds
had yellow fingers
cooked some beet
yellow turned red
froze the plums
did the shopping
pickled the beet
cooked the tea
racked the wine
still to do
loads of toms
loads of plums
loads of beet
busy tomorrow then
morning not afternoon
cos got work

[VirginVegGrower]

Knee gave way
Over on foot
Early Sunday morning
Sober as judge
Nothing is broken
Battered and bruised
Grouse needed now
Thanks very much

Always happens sober
Means more damage
Drunk you roll
Get up OK
Drink some Grouse
Next time roll
Take it easy
Compression bandage on?