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  • #76
    iSay hi zazzy
    iDelivered my daughter's forgotten flute to school
    iGot stuck behind a truck, who couldn't get under a tiny railway bridge in a local village.
    iGave him the directions needed to a half address, no road name, nor postcode...grrr
    iKnew he wouldn't be able to find it, so after leaving the school, I hightailed it after him down the correct route, where lo and behold I found him parked in the middle of another rural road.
    iTold him to follow me.
    iDrove through town over many bridges, avoiding under bridges and lost him within 50 yards of the turning.
    iWent up to the roundabout crossing the A38 and turned round quickly - he had gone.
    iDrove to the original destination and informed them that they had a delivery driver in a mahoosive truck trying to find them on this new and stupid little estate. Government building - no advertising of the fact! Helps enormously - NOT!
    iDrove round and around the routes he could have lost me by going onto them - no sign.
    iFeel sorry - poor chap.
    iTried my best.
    iFailed 2...on this and three things!
    Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein

    Blog - @Twotheridge: For The Record - Sowing and Growing with a Virgin Veg Grower: Spring Has Now Sprung...Boing! http://vvgsowingandgrowing2012.blogs....html?spref=tw

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    • #77
      iLike this! Nutters!
      Last edited by Glutton4...; 06-10-2011, 02:43 PM.
      All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
      Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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      • #78
        iFeel Jamie has left a lasting memory....

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        • #79
          iDo2
          iHave been doing this since @HayWayne tweeted sad news
          iSad Still
          iDoing this all day - be warned.
          iHungry
          iGo cook chicken soup
          Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein

          Blog - @Twotheridge: For The Record - Sowing and Growing with a Virgin Veg Grower: Spring Has Now Sprung...Boing! http://vvgsowingandgrowing2012.blogs....html?spref=tw

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          • #80
            Originally posted by taff View Post
            iFeel Jamie has left a lasting memory....
            iAm shocked Taff
            Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein

            Blog - @Twotheridge: For The Record - Sowing and Growing with a Virgin Veg Grower: Spring Has Now Sprung...Boing! http://vvgsowingandgrowing2012.blogs....html?spref=tw

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            • #81
              not as shocked as he was when he realised that adults can see right through children no matter what their age....

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              • #82
                Now what am i going to do tonight ............
                S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by binley100 View Post
                  Now what am i going to do tonight ............
                  What you need is another idiot to take the brunt

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                  • #84
                    you offering Steve ? ............

                    naw I'm going to be getting in a pickle tonight
                    S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                    a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                    You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by binley100 View Post
                      you offering Steve ? ............

                      If you like

                      naw I'm going to be getting in a pickle tonight
                      You in a pickle with Potty?
                      Fancy asking to follow him

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                      • #86
                        He'd followed me
                        Then i followed him
                        just thought we might as well leave together for a change


                        Actually I'll be in a pickle with some red cabbage and curried green tomatoes .........
                        S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                        a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                        You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                        • #87
                          He may have left a good thread.......it could go on for some time....

                          Loving my allotment!

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by binley100 View Post
                            just thought we might as well leave together for a change
                            ooo Juicey gossip

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                            • #89
                              ermmmm what's a troll then? I'm not good at this new fangled web speak?

                              and to keep the theme..

                              woke up, removed the cat from face, had porridge
                              Gill

                              So long and thanks for all the fish.........

                              I have a blog http://areafortyone.blogspot.co.uk

                              I'd rather be a comma than a full stop.

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by Piggle View Post
                                ermmmm what's a troll then?
                                A mischief maker

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