Top 5 ways to cure constipation

[TonyF]

The real cure for constipation of course is to sit on the loo with a copy of the Telegraph or Mail, guaranteed to give you the whotsits!

At least you can cut the paper into squares and use it when you finish.

[madmax]

How to cure constipation

Have 8 pints of Guinness down the Irish Post in Fuggerstrasse, Augsburg just after they clean the pipes... It works every time.

As for another solution, draughtsmen worked it out with a pencil...

[Flummery]

Hmmm. This thing about books and constipation cures - don't understand it at all, but at least there's plenty of paper!

[bubblewrap]

The real cure for constipation of course is to sit on the loo with a copy of the Telegraph or Mail, guaranteed to give you the whotsits!

At least you can cut the paper into sqaures and use it when you finish.

Why not The Sun it's full of carp already.

[Paulottie]

Why not The Sun it's full of carp already.

Smells a bit fishy to me.

[TonyF]

Right plaice to read it tho!