Guess what?

[zazen999]

So...when did she stop ? Could I have been not frightened all this time ? Did I miss my chance for a middle aged rebellion ?

You weren't paying attention were you? All that naughtiness, wasted.

[Jeanied]

Zaz I am really enjoying the old style feminist angle on this one!

[snohare]

You weren't paying attention were you?

'Twas the fear, it blinded me.

Please, don't hurt me missie, Ah wohn stray no more, Ah'sa begging'....don' you go drippin' no alien acid drool on me, pleeese !

[Sylvan]

It's very hard to type with a chainsaw.

Makes a right mess of the keys.

[snohare]

It's very hard to type with a chainsaw.

Well, that's cutting edge technology for you.

[Sylvan]

*choke

[snohare]

Surely you saw that coming ?

You know, I'm almost sure I can hear Nicos grinding her teeth...

There's a whole chain of these...

[Sylvan]

Watch it, or there'll be a massacre when zaz gets back

[HeyWayne]

She never leaves.

She's an omniwotsit.

[FionaH]

Just caught up with this thread after a few days in glitter land. Mad the lot of you, quite quite mad

[cardiffsteve]

Who you calling mad?

[FionaH]

Not you Steve, you are certifiably insane

[cardiffsteve]

But i got a certificate to say i'm sane

[zazen999]

But i got a certificate to say i'm sane

Put the crayons down and step away from the roll of wallpaper Steve.

[Glutton4...]

And people have queried my "Welcome to the Madhouse!" posts!