Ok. I'm taking bets.

[HeyWayne]

No,no,no Wayne don't even think it,will save you the pain ere yer go bud you can borrow my thumb from last week

[ATTACH=CONFIG]26231[/ATTACH]

Ouch - that looks like iturt!

twitpic eh? how right you are

that's not a cut, THIS is a cut......
damn, I have no recent ones to show off, I reckon beardy wins for sheer painfullness though

right..so first the burn, then the cut, you're missing a broken something or a massive bruise of some kind.

A burn!? Are you forecasting? I have a big bruise on my shoulder.

My guess would be a knife cut Bin's

T'was. I was helping out in the staff kitchen after a colleagues surprise 65th birthday lunch. The kitchen is in a new unit we acquired, and all the equipment is new - including knives. One of them had the cable tie thing still round the handle, so I used one knife to remove it, and it slipped as I cut through it and my finger ran along the brand new blade.

Silly boy!

[taff]

oops, sorry, I was going with burn as in you've already got a burn....actually, you should be ok now, since you have a burn, a bruise and a cut.

[HeyWayne]

oops, sorry, I was going with burn as in you've already got a burn....actually, you should be ok now, since you have a burn, a bruise and a cut.

What burn?

[Glutton4...]

Your ears, Big Fella!

[HeyWayne]

Your ears, Big Fella!

Bummocks! I thought I could hear pork...

[bearded bloke]

Think you already got the "hat trick" Wayne,did you not graze your elbow t'other day ?

Graze,Bruise & Cut


TBH I was too busy admonishing my own stupidity to notice any pain & as the saw blade was warm it cauterized itself,so very little blood.
New knives a sometimes a little too keen,hope the wound is not too deep & that you remember to catch Bean with the other hand for a while

[cardiffsteve]

Just seen your sig BB, Very funny

[HeyWayne]

Think you already got the "hat trick" Wayne,did you not graze your elbow t'other day ?

Graze,Bruise & Cut


TBH I was too busy admonishing my own stupidity to notice any pain & as the saw blade was warm it cauterized itself,so very little blood.
New knives a sometimes a little too keen,hope the wound is not too deep & that you remember to catch Bean with the other hand for a while

Ah yes, but bruise & graze happened in one incident.

I'd say the saw blade out-trumps my clean cut any day. Mine didn't actually hurt, but that saw blade must've blummin urt.

[shobhna]

Best you stay behind closed doors and don't move till it all passes...then you'll be fine.
The 'hurty' fairy seems to have been rather busy lately. :-)

[HeyWayne]

Say hello to Frankenfinger: Twitpic - Share photos and videos on Twitter

Though bb's looks more Frankenfinger than mine...

[bearded bloke]

Ohhhhhhhh,that looks sore bud Did you slit the nail ?

Morrisons do some "padded" plasters that take the shock out if you tap it by accident

[HeyWayne]

Ohhhhhhhh,that looks sore bud Did you slit the nail ?

Morrisons do some "padded" plasters that take the shock out if you tap it by accident

No, missed the nail by about 2mm. Have tapped it a few times and it's not too painful. However, I forgot myself last night and gripped the doorkey as usual. That smarted.

[Nicos]

Hurty fairy visited me yesterday( and our goose the day before)

I was drying the dishes from the drainer yesterday evening and managed to stab myself with the fork prongs ( nope- NOT garden fork)
...Deep enough into my forearm to have to physically pull the spikes out as it was dangling from my flesh!!!
Still hurty hurts - cos it's just where I rest my forearm on the desk to type!
At least it isn't bad enough for a hospital visit!


* I'm just a wimp when it comes to 'me' pain.

[Nicos]

Waynie- is that your nose picking finger? How inconvenient!

[bearded bloke]

Will get my waggy finger onto you young Nicos,that was MEAN,mean but funny