Ok. I'm taking bets.

[HeyWayne]

At the weekend I fell off the bed, and hurt my shoulder.

Today, I cut my finger; Twitpic - Share photos and videos on Twitter

What do you reckon will be third?

[Nicos]

Lose the Lottery?????

[cardiffsteve]

Bean will squash your squishy bits

[HeyWayne]

Done both of those already. Several times over.

[Pumpkin Becki]

Bleurgh!! Nasty...I'd like to think you've learnt from these first two events and won't have a third

[Aberdeenplotter]

Don't do any digging mate, your toes might be in danger.

[scarey55]

Bleddy 'ell Wayne, that looks really bad - *speaks very softly with an Irish lilt - This isn't any cut this is an M&? cut!
Looks as if you're in a hospital emergency room - that's gotta hurt Based on that, I'm hoping there isn't going to be a third

[Pies]

zips can be painful

[Florence Fennel]

Don't wish it on yourself lad and you'll not have the third.
Ooh and ouch that looks sore. There, there, there.

[Aberdeenplotter]

zips can be painful

You can say that again

[HeyWayne]

Bleddy 'ell Wayne, that looks really bad - *speaks very softly with an Irish lilt - This isn't any cut this is an M&? cut!
Looks as if you're in a hospital emergency room - that's gotta hurt Based on that, I'm hoping there isn't going to be a third

Just round at the local doctors surgery. Nursey rinsed it an stuck a load of ster-strips (after checking I'd not damaged nerves/tendons), then she wrapped it up and told me I need to keep it dry for 7 days (!?!?!?!).

Had a bit of a laugh in the office when I got back.

[bearded bloke]

No,no,no Wayne don't even think it,will save you the pain ere yer go bud you can borrow my thumb from last week

[binley100]

How did you manage to do that Wayne ?

[taff]

twitpic eh? how right you are

that's not a cut, THIS is a cut......
damn, I have no recent ones to show off, I reckon beardy wins for sheer painfullness though

right..so first the burn, then the cut, you're missing a broken something or a massive bruise of some kind.

[bearded bloke]

How did you manage to do that Wayne ?

My guess would be a knife cut Bin's