Is there a Secret Santa this year?

[veggiechicken]

Strike a light! Snohare, Do you take me for some kind of fuel?

[briggsy2011]

Elf love to be part of secret santa. x

[northepaul]

PLEASE NO MORE!!

[Nicos]

^^^^ MAD!!!...the lot of ya!!!!

[veggiechicken]

Its the only way to cope!

[snohare]

We were just trying to introduce a lighter note to the proceedings...I don't know why you are all fuming...there is no burning need to stop.
Although it sounds like veggie chicken is in a fowl mood, so I don't want to kindler wrath ! I would hate to be hauled over the coals.

[veggiechicken]

No cheep jokes about my name, please, or I'll get flaming mad and give you a roasting. Actually, some folks say I'm a nice old bird, not usually fowl but the thought of C........s does ruffle my feathers. Which reminds me, I must get some stuff in while there's still thyme.

[lettucegrow!]

Be a bit mean to be excluding people wouldn't it? Some of us have mad busy lives and dip in and out and pop back when we have stuff to contribute or ask. Spirit of christmas and all that

[zazen999]

I've been speaking to Santa and s/he says - if anyone wants to start thinking up some puns based jokes on this thread then s/he is fine with that.

[Florence Fennel]

I love the Spirit of Christmas, I think we should all be full of it (and some of us usually are) Cheers.

[northepaul]

Full of hot air ya mean??!!

[DGoulston]

Christmas lights were turned on yesterday on Oxford street, so I think we are behind the times here!

Anyone growing their own Christmas Tree?

Darren

[veggiechicken]

I've been speaking to Santa and s/he says - if anyone wants to start thinking up some puns based jokes on this thread then s/he is fine with that.

Thanks Santa for letting us off without Pun-ishment!

[Florence Fennel]

Full of hot air ya mean??!!

Surely you don't mean me dear? I was thinking more along the lines of chilli vodka

[Mikey]

Count me out, the grinch don't do christmas, and neither do the tight pocketed Welsh.