Nutters

[cardiffsteve]

Me off as well nite nite potty!

[its hilly]

Colin I'll slide the key out under the door for you (we hiding it from the real nutters) and dont worry, there's an ensuite with your room and the nurses are really helpful in here

[veggiechicken]

Sorry i got distracted by shiny car on tv.
MB SLS AMG, 197mph 6.3litre
I want one

Perhaps Santa will bring you one if you're a good boy! Dream on.

[snohare]

put the lip away Steve .........see now there's three people who've spoken to you

For Steve, there is another category:

"If you are an attention seeker, please call the emergency services."

Whose got the key can't open the door.

I once found myself in a locked ward at the local mental hospital. (It was a course, honest ! Took a leak at the end, everyone had vanished...) A somewhat socially fraught situation.
How do you know the staff from the patients ? Not by behaviour ! The staff have keys that jangle, so you just listen.
Pity it didn't work with the bloke I talked to, he had this idea that keys are like responsibilities, if you have keys you have emotional ties to the world, you're not sad and lonely...so he went around "collecting" keys.

Binley, I think you have reached a lot more than one unstable individual with this thread ! I think of this forum as my virtual locked ward...Who is it has the keys again ?

[FionaH]

You really think they would let someone like me have the keys?.........

[Newton]

Perhaps Santa will bring you one if you're a good boy! Dream on.

Santa himself hasn't even got a chance of getting one ........

[veggiechicken]

Santa himself hasn't even got a chance of getting one ........

And I thought he'd be using it for deliveries this year and giving Rudolph and chums a rest!

[Polly Fouracre]

Now listen, you may well all be laughing but this is SERIOUS!!! I couldn't find my purse this morning. Searched in all the usual places then unusual places. Jim found it in the deep freeze. This will happen to you one day!!!!!!!
( I blame stress----and Jim)

[veggiechicken]

Freezing your assets?

[cardiffsteve]

Boom boom!
You should be on the stage, the next one out of town

[veggiechicken]

Boom boom!
You should be on the stage, the next one out of town

Or, I should be on TV, then you could turn me off!

[cardiffsteve]

Or, I should be on TV, then you could turn me off!

Would we do a thing like that?

*click

I intrigued what was the typo?
Still got some apostrophes left, would you like one?

[veggiechicken]

Would we do a thing like that?

*click

I intrigued what was the typo?
Still got some apostrophes left, would you like one?

Not an apostrophe, I needed a space!

[cardiffsteve]

Not an apostrophe, I needed a space!

We all need space

[binley100]

Wide berth needed for Steve then .........