Out of the Mouths of Babes.....

[Creemteez]

Another classic from grand-daughter.
Standing in the village square on Sunday morning waiting for the start of the Remembrance Service.
Rev'd Rob - in full dress robes - came up for a brief chat then went off to greet others.
Lowen observed him solemnly for a second or two then said,
"Nanny Raine, why is Rob wearing a dress?"

[singleseeder]

............ and you said?

[veggiechicken]

He's rehearsing for Children in Need?

[Snadger]

My grandbairn came out with a humdinger the other day when I was perched on a ladder braying a hole through the wall.

"Grandad" he sez "Why aren't you like normal Grandads?"............." How do you mean" sez I?

"Well..........youre always knocking walls down or building stuff"

I nearly fell off the ladder!

[Creemteez]

I wonder what he thinks is "normal"? Pipe and slippers? I'd take it as a compliment, Snadge.

[scarey55]

When my brother got married, it was a very long and drawn out occasion which lasted for a long time. Somewhere near the end of the ceremony, my nephew (about 4 at the time) said in a very loud voice - it's OK mummy said it will be finished soon!

[scarletrunner]

My 4 year old nephew said to his mom "i learned a swear word at school today"."it started with **** and ended with ****." i dread to think what was in between!

[northepaul]

My all time favourite one by my daughter (8):
Made Pizzas in cookery club, I asked her what was on the top, she said "grated cheese, tomatoes, a hint of garlic and a pinch of origami!"

[jackie j]

Just after passing my driving test I took my nephew out in the car, as we were getting in he said, who's driving ? me I said, his response was ' dont crash will you ' !!! Many years later when he passed his driving test I said ' dont crash will you'. lol

[singleseeder]

Many years ago, my neighbour's two small grandchildren were being driven home, when one realised they hadn't seen my cat that was always around - it had recently been killed on the road.

"We didn't see Bumble" says one child

"Hmm, here comes the conversation about death" thought the parents. "Well, he was a silly cat and crossed the road without looking. A car hit him and hurt him very badly and now he isn't here any more" "Will that cover it?" they thought.

A long silence followed. A deep breath, and then "Daddy?........"

"Yes?......."








"What sort of car was it?"