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  • ...of the Bells

    No no!!! cried Richmond Hens...THESE are the words.....

    Cluck of the Bells - YouTube
    "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

    Location....Normandy France

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    • That was a cheery little dittie but we alluded to another,a more "earthy" Carol & sang A Very Merry Veggie Carol - YouTube ,cheer & merriment did abound for all those in the bar,but what of those in the deep dark dank gloom below .......
      He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

      Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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      • **[GYO's own Miss Marple knew very well what was down in that cellar
        (It was an Interdimensional Time Portal System)...but she couldn't tell anyone for fear of what could happen if this lot discovered it}
        "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

        Location....Normandy France

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        • Where am I???
          Little ol' me

          Has just bagged a Lottie!
          Oh and the chickens are taking over my garden!
          FIL and MIL - http://vegblogs.co.uk/chubbly/

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          • an Interdimensional Time Portal System,but wait there may be hope.They are all in ITPS contained in a beer cellar,I see it all now that is a jumbled acronym they are all PIST & sleeping it off really who amongst us has a ..........
            He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

            Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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            • teenage 'git' that can waft about his armpits.... thats enough to sober anyone up! but hurry you will have to make it quick before he disappears again!

              Who here knows how to use..............
              Last edited by Munch; 01-12-2011, 03:47 PM.
              Little ol' me

              Has just bagged a Lottie!
              Oh and the chickens are taking over my garden!
              FIL and MIL - http://vegblogs.co.uk/chubbly/

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              • "... this Intergalactic Gargle-blaster?" said Munch, "I can't get it to switch on!"

                Rushing to her rescue was...
                All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                • Aberdeenplotter,who yelled, don't switch it on till you know how to switch it off otherwise you might ...
                  Last edited by Aberdeenplotter; 01-12-2011, 05:03 PM. Reason: yelled only has two l's

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                  • ... not be able to switch it off! But it was too late, Munch started to shimmy, then shake and then, with an almighty roar and a woosh ...
                    A garden is a lovesome thing, God wot! (Thomas Edward Brown)

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                    • laid a golden egg!

                      " well I'm sure that wasn't supposed to happen"- so she flipping well went and pressed it again!

                      But - this time.....
                      "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                      Location....Normandy France

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                      • .... she made an involuntary noise " Fi" (no, not that Fi)... and then, without opening her mouth said "Fie", she had a very puzzled look on her face and as she reached the roof with her head then, suddenly
                        "foe" fum rushed out of her mouth as if by accident. She looked at her hands and realised....
                        A garden is a lovesome thing, God wot! (Thomas Edward Brown)

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                        • she was behind someone ..........
                          He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                          Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                          • WHOS THERE? she cried????
                            http://meandtwoveg.blogspot.com

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                            • ...and why aren't my new winter gloves going to fit any more?" G4 grabbed the Gargle Blaster and flicked the switch to 'off'. An eerie blue glow emanated from it, coloured lights flickered around the barrel, then with a metallic clunk, it died. "Battery's dead" said AP, as...
                              Last edited by mothhawk; 01-12-2011, 07:18 PM.
                              Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
                              Endless wonder.

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                              • a band of elves marched in through the door ........."woohoo it's time for our party piece " they all shouted and proceeded to perform .........
                                Farting Elves 12 Days of Christmas Funny Video Animation by JibJab - YouTube
                                S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                                a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                                You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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