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Ohhh bugger that was my last ditch attempt at getting a panto going by using as much stuff from Nicos Santa list as possible,didn't realise there was a time limit
He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
The chick in the red hoodie was armed with a baseball bat that Granny had insisted she take, so she could knock seven bells out of any wolf that whistled at her through dentures, dwarfs and princes included, and off she set with Cinders, Snow White, and Sleeping Beauty for a girls night out, while the boys...
headed off towards London with Dick Whittington they intended to get well & truly "ratted",but their plans went awry with the appearance from the right wing of .......
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He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
the scarey godmother ..........
"you boys ain't going anywhere until you've cleaned this place up " she said handing out cleaning equipment with one hand and cracking a whip with the other........
S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
...foot. "That was G4's best schooling whip, she'll not be pleased" said MH, and ducked out of the way as AP lunged at BB with a wet floor mop and was riposted with a feather duster. "En garde!" he yelled...
"sorry zaz" said DC "please don't lock me in the office with Miss Whiplash again".the rest of the lads started in on the cleaning mission CS had the Brasso,he found a lantern & started rubbing for all he was worth ......
He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
& then seeing it was a paraffin lantern he rushed to the hardware store to get some Aladdin to put inside so the flame would once again burn bright,......
but it was a poorly equipped hardware store,they had no cans to put the fuel into (aaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhh) so they used bright orange B&Q bucket (see what I did there boys & girls )...
He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
but the bright orange B&Q bucket had a hole in the bottom & all the liquid peed out during the return journey Aladdin had escaped (hooooorayyyyyyyyy),what we need here is a more modern solution,a more readily available fuel for the lantern said Potstubsdustbins,perhaps we could power it with methane perhaps we could extract it from this handy pile of donkey poo ................
He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
which reminds me about all the nonsense being talked here while we have only a short time to haveour panto. We have Aladdin and we have JeanieD. It's a no brainer, we must ......
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