Gardeners Rest #6 (2011)

[Nicos]

bacon butty ( by nibbling at the edges) which was dribbling all over his best T-shirt. Not an easy task as we all know!
First he needed to lean forwards....

[Aberdeenplotter]

to reach over Nicos who at the moment was trying to lick the bacon grease off his chin whilst also ...

[Munch]

desperately trying not to ruin the intense moment by belching in his face .....

[Aberdeenplotter]

meanwhile, in the other corner ...

[Jeanied]

... a small voice piped up 'Haven't you forgotten something very important?'...

[Aberdeenplotter]

That's my husband you are licking . Why don't you ...

[mothhawk]

...suck a toffee instead? "Oh", said Jeanied, rummaging in a shopping bag, "I've got a bag of rum toffees in here somewhere", along with...

[Aberdeenplotter]

My hearing aid and my false teeth. Now my dear you .....

[Nicos]

do like rum don't you???? No ???? Oh - well in that case I have some rather fluffy humbugs ( much more seasonal) stuck to the bottom of my bag"

OOopppsss...

[mothhawk]

...Potstubsdustbins, with a big grin all over his face because...

[mothhawk]

.."As long as you promise to behave", said Nicos. "When we did Babes in the Wood last year..."

[mothhawk]

..."the triple strength home made wine you slipped to the cast meant they were all blotto by act two, so this year no alcohol till the end of the Panto!"

"But what about the mince pies and caaaake!?", someone said, just as...

[Aberdeenplotter]

another RAF Tornado jet came skimming over the travellers rest. That'll waken up the babes said ...

[bearded bloke]

Bren in Pots after suffering the repercussions of an enormous fartichoke,the aftershock was felt in ..............

[Florence Fennel]

Melton Mowbray (you know, where they make the pork pies).