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  • "Ectoplasm Detector & Destroyer" constructed of space age technology & materials finished in a rather fetching dayglo red which was well matched to the yellow souwester & galoshers,bravely she disappeared into the musty gloom,suddenly ..........
    He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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    • there was a loud banging on the door which burst open and in fell......
      S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
      a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

      You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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      • ...a black-clad, balaclava-ed figure, brandishing a toasting fork. "To the cellar!" was the cry and the figure rushed after Munch, who meanwhile, at the bottom of the steps, had found...
        Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
        Endless wonder.

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        • Oscar followed closely by his mistress,Eeeeeeeeeeevenin folks .............



          (double posted,gonna leave it as it still sort of works )
          Last edited by bearded bloke; 30-11-2011, 08:55 PM.
          He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

          Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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          • ..."How's you all doing?" Just then, back upstairs in the snug...
            Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
            Endless wonder.

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            • the first batch of chestnuts had finished roasting over the roaring log fire,a poker was resting in the flames ready .........
              He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

              Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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              • ...in case anyone came dressed as Edward II, and the mulled wine was warming in the jug. From where he was leaning against the bar, BB could see...
                Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
                Endless wonder.

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                • the top of Fi's head as she struggled to reach the beer pumps...
                  S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                  a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                  You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                  • real ale for the men & a glass of wine for the laydees,wonderful aromas were coming from the gourmet dining area ......
                    He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                    • Zebedee had made a great groaning platter of perfect bacon butties for everyone to share...
                      Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?

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                      • Piled so high that Flo and Fi had to get a......

                        (Uttererly useless at this can never think of anything to add )
                        Gardening ..... begins with daybreak
                        and ends with backache

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                        • ... helping hand from Hey Wayne - in fact Bean had to stand on his shoulders to reach the top of the pile and took great delight in handing them down for everyone saying 'here you go, num num!'.

                          All the vine aunties melted with delight and Wayne was heard to mutter - 'that's ma boy!'
                          Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?

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                          • The bacon butties had proved a welcome distraction from the skullduggery going on in the cellar. Who was down there? What had happened to Oscar and G4? What's lurking? Is there any bacon left?
                            Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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                            • asked FF immediately prompting the suspicion that .....

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                              • something was afoot,we need the services of Nicos (GYO's own Miss Marple) who will doubtless reveal the truth behind the mystery of the thing in the cellar,a band of jolly ruddy faced youths entered the bar singing Carol .......
                                He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                                Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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