Gardeners Rest #6 (2011)

[Aberdeenplotter]

to find out if nepharious was spelled with an F or a Ph and then ....

[VirginVegGrower]

He dropped his Collins Childrens' dictionary down in anger because he couldn't find N. He ran off for a...

[Aberdeenplotter]

pee instead . With a sigh of relief, he returned once again to the Gardeners Rest for another ....

[VirginVegGrower]

Look at ChrisMarks' fabulous leek. He had been watching Aberdeen Plotter's...

[mothhawk]

...efforts to tie up the bunch of home-grown mistletoe with some amusement.
Suddenly, the door burst open. "Oh my!" gasped Jeannied, "Good heavens!" cried Florence Fennel at the same time, as a figure staggered in, completely hidden behind a huge armful of parcels. "Well, I wasn't expecting this", said G4, as...

[jackie j]

Sarz stummbled through the door with......

[Florence Fennel]

Presents for under the tree and a couple of perspex panels she had found in the road outside. "Has anyone lost these? They appear to have belonged to someone's stayput". G4 pointed out that a tree was needed and PDQ.

[Newton]

Let's not use a pine this year......let's....

[Florence Fennel]

try a monkey puzzle. What's the catering like at this time in the morning, I could do with a bacon buttie. Binley?

[scarey55]

Binley staggered up from the kitchen covered in plum chutney, the result of an experiment that went wrong last year and said "ang on, ang on, the bacon butties are next on the list, I've just got to...

[Aberdeenplotter]

Rescue FioanaH, Last I heard she was nursing a......

[Munch]

A crushed short bread, thats only hope was a cheesecake base.......

[HeyWayne]

previously caressed and shaped by the hands of Prof Brian Cox who'd made the erroneous decision to venture forth into the largely female populated Gardeners' Rest. The error of his ways soon became apparent as first the mods began to...

[Nicos]

drool.....then.....

[Aberdeenplotter]

transferred their attention to the resident hunk who at that time was trimming his ...