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  • #91
    her underwear. That Leek pie has done for ....

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    • #92
      her what fartichokes could never do.....

      Meanwhile AP was crawling round amongst his onions pleading with them to grow, grow grow , fussing and cosseting them like a man possessed ............
      S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
      a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

      You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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      • #93
        With new leather underpants. He thought to himself "Now I'll have to...
        Last edited by VirginVegGrower; 29-11-2011, 06:20 PM.
        Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein

        Blog - @Twotheridge: For The Record - Sowing and Growing with a Virgin Veg Grower: Spring Has Now Sprung...Boing! http://vvgsowingandgrowing2012.blogs....html?spref=tw

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        • #94
          be careful of chafing"......

          Right you lot , I'm off to a social committee meeting . Can i trust you all to be have and play nicely and also it'd be nice to see the washing up done by the time I get back ..............said bins as she toddled off over to her car...
          Last edited by binley100; 29-11-2011, 06:24 PM.
          S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
          a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

          You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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          • #95
            Checking carefully over her shoulder in case another RAf Tornado came over. Meanwhile as the other forum members realxed back in the Gardener's Rest supping Home Brew and exchanging ....

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            • #96
              seeds from their enormous seed stashes...
              Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?

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              • #97
                A volcano erupted in the manure heap down the back of the chicken runs which sent .......
                Little ol' me

                Has just bagged a Lottie!
                Oh and the chickens are taking over my garden!
                FIL and MIL - http://vegblogs.co.uk/chubbly/

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                • #98
                  showers of it all over the bloomin' place. "Tin 'ats" shouted AP, we're under attack from ...
                  Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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                  • #99
                    ...moles!" "Moles, my eye" cried Flo, "Someone's tunnelling down there. What's that...
                    Last edited by mothhawk; 29-11-2011, 08:00 PM.
                    Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
                    Endless wonder.

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                    • blue light that keeps flashing on and off? (wonder where it went BTW). Oh no, it's the paparazzi, they've heard about VVG and the chandelier. Quick, get behind the bar all of you. I'll call the ....
                      Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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                      • electrician. That flashing blue light is an led growlamp with a faulty connection. However, VVG and the Chandelier sounds interesting. Has VVG perfected ...

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                        • The art of origami!!
                          Little ol' me

                          Has just bagged a Lottie!
                          Oh and the chickens are taking over my garden!
                          FIL and MIL - http://vegblogs.co.uk/chubbly/

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                          • Nah,you are confused my dear it was Fi that perfected shrinking plants to match her stature. Oh sorry my dear,Origami you say,these foreign words will do it every time.Bar keep another round for my friends,lest I should get more befuddled than they. *glasses clank to cheerful sounds when suddenly the door opens* In comes .....
                            Last edited by bearded bloke; 29-11-2011, 10:12 PM. Reason: typo
                            He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                            Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                            • Mr FionaH wearing a suit of armour. Have at ye varlets he says as he raises his......

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                              • turkey drumstick & points it in the general area of the rebellious members of "The Bah Humbug League",charging forth he comes to a sudden halt upon the sight of .............
                                He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                                Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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