Gardeners Rest #6 (2011)

[Glutton4...]

Zazen rummaging in her bag for the Camera.

"We have to get pictorial evidence of this lot!" She declared, as she tried to get the lens cap off.

[VirginVegGrower]

And instead fell backwards into her seed collection. OMG screamed Nicos, quick we need...

[Aberdeenplotter]

the camera as this really is worth .........

[Glutton4...]

"a picture! "

"I'll get the Pompiers! They'll be able to revive her!" She yelled, as she ran out the front door, to see if they had arrived yet...

[VirginVegGrower]

Just in time to see their long hose curled around...

[Aberdeenplotter]

Cardiff Steve's lower leg causing him to ....

[DGoulston]

Pop his cork on another fine bottle of ..

[VirginVegGrower]

BB's brake fluid, left over from his dead car. CardiffSteve spluttered, "I can't drink this muck, even for you BB, it tastes like..,"

[jacob marley]

He will soon stop. jacob

[mothhawk]

...tossed another log on the fire, not realising that it had been liberally splashed with damson gin when G4 had gracefully subsided floorwards. With a tremendous whoosh...

[Nicos]

Gin Genie.....

[Jeanied]

...slipped drunkenly down the chimney. 'Yeeeowch my rib' she cried...
and who lit that fire under my feet?'

[Florence Fennel]

Jose Feliciano - Light My Fire. "Off you go dear", says Jeanie quite kindly to dear old Flo "That's the other thread, remember?" Meanwhile, Gin Genie, looking remarkably like Piskie in Boots ...

[Glutton4...]

... despite the fake antlers, plastic nose and running shoes! ...

[Aberdeenplotter]

waltzed over to the dining table for a mince pie and a ...