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  • Meanwhile, Glutton had run out of two things; patience and Raspberry Voddy, and was on the warpath, due to having been severely wound up by a Pillock. In an effort to calm her down...
    All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
    Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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    • Binley opened a vintage bottle of raspberry vodka she'd managed to hide from Nicos earlier on in the year.

      " Here ya go gal" she whispered....
      "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

      Location....Normandy France

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      • Patience the local friendly goose pulled the warpath out from underneath her and produced a bottle of raspberry voddy from under her wing......
        S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
        a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

        You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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        • which now doesn't make any sense at all .........but I'm going to leave it in boys and girls cos 'tis panto season and nothing makes sense in panto...........
          S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
          a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

          You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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          • Anyway probably a good job there's a back up plan cos Nicos snatched the first bottle of voddy and downed it in one gulp.......
            S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
            a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

            You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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            • proving the Beaujolais nouveau tasting really does open up the taste buds ............
              He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

              Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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              • and anyway, it's another case of what's good from the goose is .....

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                • good for the moderator..
                  S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                  a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                  You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                  • so bearing that in mind everyone went to have a gander at ....

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                    • who was it that "goosed" the moderator ................
                      He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                      Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                      • ...the secret is safe with me
                        "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                        Location....Normandy France

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                        • Far be it for me to point the finger but it was him m'lud .......
                          S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                          a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                          You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                          • t'wasn't his fault tho' there was an alien involved.........
                            S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                            a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                            You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                            • there was an alien in Mother Goose strange panto that would be unless Nicos is really Sigorney Weaver ...... all shouted ..........It's inside you ....
                              He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                              Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                              • 're mind said Cardiff Steve, no such thing as aliens unless you mean ...

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