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that the peacock's back. "Oh no it isn't" said Nicos indefatigably.
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Meanwhile, on the wall of the ladies powder room, the following graffiti was found:
Episode 1
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the Vine
A bunch of the grapes were all standing in line
The stockings were hung in the greenhouse with care
In hopes that Secret Santa would visit them there
Fi, Sarz and Zazen were snug in their beds
While visions of cauliflowers danced in their heads
G4 in her fleecy and I in my scarf
Shared raspberry vodka and were having a larf
When outside the GS there rose such a clatter
Jeanie dashed to the window and said “What’s the matter?”
BB off to the window was away like a flash
“Watch out for that till, it’s loaded with cash”
AP was outside in the new fallen snow
“Don’t panic, don’t panic, but look out below”
Then what to our wondering eyes should appear
But a people drawn cart which was loaded with gear
The little old driver who was taking great care
In full Santa costume was our own Snohare
Slipping and sliding through slush they all came
Snohare whistled and shouted and called them by name
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There was a ripple of genuine shock around the room. Why they were almost as shocked as finding out that Mikey no longer has a beard. Their dash had never been no slapped. A bucket of wallpaper paste was lurking in the cornerLast edited by Florence Fennel; 14-12-2011, 07:15 AM.Granny on the Game in SheffieldComment
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Glancing at the beard hairs on the floor, as quick as the wind I dashed across the room, scooped them up, pasted Mikey's face with the wallpaper paste and stuck the hairs back on his face.
Taking a step back, a funny smell caught my nose - wait, that wasn't wallpaper paste! What is that smell, I know it - but I can't put my finger on it...Comment
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that would be the new fragrance from FCUK .......... Eau de Comfrey TeaHe who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
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wow, that is strong said ...Comment
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...Snohare. "We could smell it from the top of the hill. Don't leave Mikey standing under the mistletoe, whatever you do, with that pong on his face or...Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
Endless wonder.Comment
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no - one will ever kiss him. In fact ...Comment
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he needs it washing off right now .......and with that Snohare chucked a bucket of water over the smelly Mikey ..........S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
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...who ducked, and...Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
Endless wonder.Comment
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dived and ducked and dived but to no avail. The bucket of water ......Comment
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which was ice cold, went all over Snadger. Luckily he's a tough nut, and removing a bar of soap from his pocket, he used it as an opportunity for a quick wash. The shyer members of the group averted their eyes, but not all, and soon there was a cry of...Last edited by Glutton4...; 15-12-2011, 08:19 PM.
All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
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Phoooar, who needs pompiers when we have Snadge to .....Comment
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unfurl a mighty hose ..................... that's enough of that sort of thing this is a family bar 
came a voice from Admin,"Oh no it's not" 
said the laydee Mod's .....
He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
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who had already formed a queue in .....Comment
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