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  • the Ladies so they could apply an extra coat of lippy....
    "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

    Location....Normandy France

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    • just in case a taste remained of....

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      • Snadge's carbolic soap ......
        S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
        a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

        You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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        • ...one bar of the stockpile he had purchased back when they cost a penny a block. Meanwhile, in the Gardeners Rest kitchen...
          Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
          Endless wonder.

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          • there was the most delicious smell...
            All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
            Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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            • there was all manner of goodies being concocted ..
              S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
              a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

              You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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              • there were glorious fudges, pumpkin cakes, cheesy biscuits and ginger beers galore - all created from the wonderful Vine recipes - which would make the most modest Christmas table look fabulous!
                Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?

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                • meanwhile, as the Vine's equivalent of Bobby Ewing came out of the shower .......

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                  • water dripping off his bronzed & highly toned body,he was oozing (steady on laydees) charisma from every pore ......
                    Last edited by bearded bloke; 17-12-2011, 01:10 AM.
                    He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                    • "get your wet feet off the new carpet" yelled ....

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                      • ...the landlord. "Ooh look, a pompier got left behind, girls!" said...
                        Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
                        Endless wonder.

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                        • Nicos, just as Scarey elbowed her out of the way to get to him first, and tripped over Piskie in the process. The poor Pompier had a look of panic on his face, as he realised that his Pals had left him at the mercy of the amorous 'Laydees' of the establishment, and he tried desperately to reach the door.

                          Just then...
                          Last edited by Glutton4...; 17-12-2011, 08:36 PM.
                          All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                          Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                          • a rope ladder was dropped down from the rafters to him ......" c'mon handsome, this is your escape route" called Bins (who had somehow managed to climb up there) ........well what was a pompier to do ? Could it be a case of out of the frying pan and into the fire ? Was Bins genuinely offering an escape route or did she have an ulterior motive ? Well what do you think boys and girls? (can there be any more questions?)
                            S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                            a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                            You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                            • Of course there can and the first one is did Bins really mean interior when she said ulterior? Whilst we ponder that we can all make a start on polishing the ......

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                              • ...handle of the big front door,
                                We'll polish up that handle so carefullee
                                That we can be the Rulers of the Queen's Navee!

                                Oops, it's panto, not Pinafore, isn't it? Oh no it isn't...
                                Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
                                Endless wonder.

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