Gardeners Rest #6 (2011)

[binley100]

IT'S BEHIND YOU shouted Bins ... what is ? everyone chorused ......

ermm I don't know , just got carried away in the heat of the moment ....just call it my age she replied looking a little bit flushed .......As you were ...

[Aberdeenplotter]

in the kitchen where the argument had developed into what were the best spuds to use for roasties.

[mothhawk]

...And all looking a bit as if you could use...

[binley100]

flushed ........which may be down to the glauwein that HH was dishing out .......

[VirginVegGrower]

To every grape with an empty boot. Zazen had imbibed and fallen into the floozie's jacuzzi whilst trying to take a photo of ...

[binley100]

the magic mushrooms ...

[binley100]

she had however managed to take a picture of VVG wearing her christmas hat ......

[horticultural_hobbit]

That was slightly damp, having been fished out of the floozie's jacuzzi. Grinning to herself, HH sat on the magic mushroom having scaled with some effort. With her legs dangling over the edge, HH clasped at her boot full of gluewine dreaming of what three camels and a goat would land her. As she pondered that conundrum, over in the yonder distance...

[binley100]

there came the sounds of a carousel starting up .......

[VirginVegGrower]

And riding it was BB with a gold card Coutts account! Go for that instead insisted VVG, bu@@er waiting for camels and a goat. But HH could not be persuaded to...

[binley100]

BB had just arrived off the carousel where he'd been travelling around for a few days.......

[VirginVegGrower]

In search of G4 who was practicing her dressage moves on...

[Glutton4...]

her own two feet, as it was far less stressful than doing it on horseback.

Just then, ...

[Glutton4...]

wearing a frilly pink Tutu...

[VirginVegGrower]

And Riding bareback is not a euphemism for playing carnivals, now go and...