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S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
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and promptly fell over a body on the floor, which turned out to be...
All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
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ChrisM catching up on his kip! He could blame it on the Gluwein when in fact it was...Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein
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quite clear he had been nobbled by the secretGranny on the Game in SheffieldComment
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Santa, who had disappeared into the grotto with a bottle, two glasses and .....Comment
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a sackful of corks....."Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
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instead of presents
. Anxious to find out what was going on, Rudolph and a few of the other old dears 
from the Vine .....
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snook to the blind side of the grotto by traveling along the rear passarge,just in time to hear the SS speak ....
Leestern verie cairfullie I vill sai theeese only orncee ... could the SS be a french grape or has he learnt another language
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I for one wonder whether there was a good raisin for thinking this but ......Comment
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enter Flo, who in the voice of Margot Ledbeater and Hyacinth Bucket proclaimed, "Of course not dear, Santa is English dear, English you hear? How very dare you insinuate that he could be from foreign climes? I wouldn't allow him down any chimley of mine if he wasn't speaking the Queen's English". With a flourish of herGranny on the Game in SheffieldComment
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little finger and leaving us wondering if Chimley was related to Binley and also how Santa could be English at all when he comes from Greenland. So, having had that cleared up for her, FF ....Comment
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went upstairs to polish the fish & chip eating area,surely having heard such eloquence her madge would be stopping over this very evening for nosh & a tipple ......He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
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and to check that the gas man (who at the moment would be more welcome than Santa) had been to see AP. Over by the fruit machine someone was standing with a piece of mistletoeGranny on the Game in SheffieldComment
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But alas all my charming advances were spurned by each & every laydee that passed by (come on children) Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .........He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
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Perhaps that had something to do with the chain saw held in the other hand
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