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succucumbered to the frosty air and fell over. The debris was swept out the door by ....
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the kitchen,"we can make a Cucurbit & Haggis pie with a nice golden topping of my favourite veg" said Tattieman (where had he appeared from ? had he been in the cellar all this time ?) .....Last edited by bearded bloke; 22-12-2011, 02:06 PM.He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
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or had he simply been sorting out orders for his many customers? Whatever, he looked totally bushed and sat down on the nearest knee. It was .....Last edited by Aberdeenplotter; 22-12-2011, 04:39 PM.Comment
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Father Christmas boys and girls! "Now, what's on your Christmas wish list Tattieman?"Granny on the Game in SheffieldComment
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"That would be .... World Peace and" ...................He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
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tatties for all ......
A shrill ringing filled the air.........'twas the telephone ,
"good evening , Gardeners Rest. How may we help " said Bins who was quite practised in the art of telephone answering...
"oh I hope you can help me" said a posh sounding lady " can you tell me what's on in the theatre for children"
" We have Panto" answered Bins (thinking but not saying Of Course )
" oh Is it suitable for Children?" ..................D'oh
and on that note ..........S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
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Top F, I think, a choir was hastily formed and a loud rendition of "All of a sudden a bloomin' black puddin' came floating through the air" was performed. And now for something completely differentGranny on the Game in SheffieldComment
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...this year there will be no Christmas pudding in the Gardener's Rest restaurant. Instead there will be a choice of...Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
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carrot cake,gateau or cheese & biscuits,that should sort out all tastes saidHe who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
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...the chef. "But you can't flambé a carrot cake!" said Mothhawk...Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
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of course Snadge has a few hot ashes still ........(remember the raspberry canes boys and girls
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S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
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smouldering away in his home made wood burning stove... (eek, what's the story with the raspberry canes?)Comment
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(he set fire to them
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S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
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his recently harvested chestnuts,oh that aromaHe who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
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