Gardeners Rest #6 (2011)

[horticultural_hobbit]

::sorry, I'm trying not keel over laughing. Atta a girl, flo::

As battle alarmed, Horticultural hobbit, did a Fred astaire esque panicked jig on the spot. "En garden, then!" she exclaimed, thrusting the colander of doom on her head; a washboard of whimsy was strapped on as body armour. Putting her hand to a rather limp leek that flopped over in hysterics, she stood on her tip toes and bellowed "C'mere moi preshus! I can se ewe!" the brummie accent was enough to mildly amuse as....

[binley100]

a gale force blast of wind was issued from the general direction of Flo followed by a barrage of bottles and blue bins..........."Furtlin fartichokes "shouted Horticultural Hobbit "what the divel is going on here?"

[Aberdeenplotter]

Meantime, the other protagonist sat quivering in the corner. Not because she was frightened of HH but because she was wearing her husband's armour which she had previously .......

[binley100]

sprayed with water hoping to make it go rusty and this was frightening because going rusty on her could mean that it could seize up at any moment and she'd never be able to get it off.........unless of course a Dorothy with red sparkly shoes and an oil can just happened to wander in.

[bearded bloke]

And so the fairy godmother waved her wand .......








But her wand was defective appearing from nowhere came Wonder Woman

[Florence Fennel]

"How did you manage to snap me on a mission BB?" said Flo. Now my secret is out, I shall have to

[binley100]

climb to the top of the North Pole and swing round it three times before shimmying down and scrubbing a bathroom floor so that no-one remembers its me .............

"Aw I'm solly ".....said BB " is there anything I can do to help? "

"well yes actually there is " said Wonder Woman aka Auntie Flo .." You can......

[Florence Fennel]

distract people while I find a convenient telephone box in which to change. Perhaps you could dress as Batman? As for Robin, well

[bearded bloke]

if only he had my Batovision he would have been able to navigate here on this dark & dismal day,harken it is my theme music ........... Fatman dinner,dinner,dinner,dinner ..... FATMAN .... so it's of to the batcave for supper it will be super scrummy ......

[Aberdeenplotter]

egg and chips made by our Snadge along with ....

[Glutton4...]

a large smelly ripe Stilton and a bottle of Port. Now, where's the biccies...?

[Nicos]

"...did someone ask for nickers????"...asked Nickers....

[Glutton4...]

"Aaaahhh, Hello Nickers!" Said Oscar, "I hear you've been feeling Ruff!"

[Florence Fennel]

"Barkin' mad the lot of them" muttered Dogsbody. Where on earth has PB got to? She's supposed to be the Good Fairy, but

[Nicos]

"Woof?" asked knickers ( her ears felt rather blocked)

" Oh yes indeedie".....