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  • #646
    "young lady . D'you think you can manage to stay out of trouble long enough to see if we can turn some of this marmite into wine ? "

    "erm that depends ....can I have a pony if I do?" replied PB in her most pleading voice ......
    S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
    a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

    You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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    • #647
      and some pocket money please,REAL money,not like those gold coloured chocolate sovereigns I have been eating to survive while stuck in the tree,I feel that far too many have been consumed already & I fear if I get a pony I will never get into my old ........
      He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

      Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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      • #648
        ...Granny's cottage in time to save her from the...
        Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
        Endless wonder.

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        • #649
          many nuisance calls she has been suffering of late. She cannot manage to blow the whistle because she has no Fixadent. Now about this marmite wine ...
          Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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          • #650
            "You make wine from rodents?!?" exclaimed Mothhawk. "Oh, no, wait, I'm thinking of marmosets, aren't I?"
            Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
            Endless wonder.

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            • #651
              "Or do I mean meerkats...?"
              Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
              Endless wonder.

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              • #652
                silly sod Mothhawk NOT mmmmmmmmmarmosets nor mmmmmmmeerkats but mmmmmmmerlot that is the wine grape of choice said Nicos,being as she had been to many tastings in recent times & was considered .....
                He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                • #653
                  to be as tasty on the palate as anything else that had matured for so long especially when she was wearing ...

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                  • #654
                    those black suede, thigh high boots, sheeeeeeeeer stockings and a skirt sooooo shoooort...
                    Last edited by Glutton4...; 31-12-2011, 10:36 PM.
                    All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                    Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                    • #655
                      as to be only two inches below water level ..........
                      He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                      Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                      • #656
                        which on anyone else would have looked ....

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                        • #657
                          Rather demeaning but on Nicos, totally appropriate.
                          Jeanie added in with a stern voice, 'Right grapes, we need to sort ourselves out for 2012- as we all know this is not going to be easy for any of us, so let us all look to our seeds, our gardens and start to dig for victory!!!'
                          Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?

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                          • #658
                            Wot at this time of night Jeanie,I might have stood a chance but the carrot flies got all my crop,so night vision is a bit limited .........
                            He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                            Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                            • #659
                              Time enough to think of that later, now's the time to think of more important things like drink and black bun. Less than an hour to the bells and ....

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                              • #660
                                I am currently working my way down a bottle of Laphroig AP said BB ...... raises his glass.... Slangivar bud
                                He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                                Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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