Gardeners Rest #6 (2011)

[mothhawk]

"Happy New Gardening, all", said Mothhawk, "and who is this Victor Y that we're supposed to dig for, Jeanie?"

edit: and why do words at the end of a line repeat on the next line? and why do they disappear when I add an edit?

[bearded bloke]

Victor "eeeeeeeee bah gum lad that soils heavy after a bit of rain",hmmmm no wonder the beans seeds keep failing thought BB,maybe we should try a different panto theme .......

[Nicos]

OK peeps!...in my SS I recieved some thigh length boots,a lacey pink bra,a 17th Century frock ( to go with my house) , some shark fins, a set of wooden teeth, a pile of donkey doo ( thanks piskie) , and a bright orange B&Q bucket for peeing in in my secluded potager.....

[Nicos]

...so what Panto can make use of those items???( think Ready, Steady Panto here folks!)

[mothhawk]

Well, not Aladdin I'm thinking...more like 'Dick Whittington and Cinderella go to Treasure Island with Donkey Oaty'

[Florence Fennel]

Sounds more like a farce to me. Pussy Nell stars in Jaws on Blackpool promenade taking the p**. Now let's get back on track here. Volunteers please to take down decorations ....

[bearded bloke]

How about ... (Not so little) Red Riding Hood ................

[Glutton4...]

"I'd offer to help, but I'm scared of heights!" Mumbled G4, who was busy pulling tiny brown baubles off the lower branches of the tree. Realising that they were actually Maltesers, she was stuffing them in her gob as fast as she could.

"OIIIIYYY!" Said...

[Aberdeenplotter]

AP, I hope you realise wot too much chocolate can do your digestive system. You don't want to ....

[mothhawk]

...eat the white ones. They're the ones that the dog has licked the chocolate off...

[Florence Fennel]

They'll be coming along with the boards and nails soon to shutter up the place until next year and we still didn't get the panto up and running. Who's that I can hear singing?

[binley100]

It might be PB she's a touch fond of the carry okey .......

[mothhawk]

...but it was hard to tell as the song was drowned by the throaty whine of a shredder as the village Christmas tree was reduced to mulch, bagged up, and carted off to various allotments for composting.

Inside the GR, the landlord called last orders as the remains of the Yule log subsided into ashes in the inglenook grate, and the regulars raised a glass and...

[bearded bloke]

While PB sung,in another room above the bar Red Riding Hood was getting into her period smock (that hid her voluptuous figure,currently being adorned in frilly pink underwear),having told her mother that she was going out this evening to see her dear old grandmother (although there was a pompier in a nearby hamlet),"take great care going through the woods my dear" said Granny in a tone of grave concern "yes nanny I shall,but how worried should I be about a wolf with wooden dentures ",she rushed out the door heading towards ....



Phew that was handy my post still worked with yours Mothhawk

[binley100]

a nearby hamlet.


So who is this mystery red riding hood with the voluptuous figure ? think very carefully before you answer BB .......
and what was that song that PB was singing .....?
Will we get these answers before Nicos kicks us out and locks the door ?