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  • a house on fire .......Quick we need the pompiers back shouted the laydeez
    S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
    a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

    You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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    • no, no that one won't work, we don't need the pompiers said the regs from the Just for fun Thread, a round of guinness all round I think to ....

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      • douse the flames ......about all Guinness is good for
        S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
        a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

        You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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        • unless of course someone is making a steak and ale pie..........
          S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
          a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

          You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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          • Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of an English manthundered from the corner where....

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            • Fi had whacked out her food processor ready for a pastry making session (steak and Ale pies I think ) ...

              and what she'd actually said was MEE FI YO BUM , I well good at the pastry ..man ........ innit
              Last edited by binley100; 03-01-2012, 10:49 PM.
              S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
              a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

              You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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              • How very dare you dis Guinness? It is full of iron. Pass us a pie?
                Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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                • At that, Ap dismantled his sound system and gave up on the idea of a panto as it had become clear that crusty ........
                  Last edited by Aberdeenplotter; 04-01-2012, 08:57 AM.

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                  • bread crumbs had been attracting white mice,these normally would have pulled the pumpkin carriage,but as there had been no panto they had languished in the warmth & become obese,best get some zumba tracks on the jukebox said .......
                    He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                    • our Bins who was sitting in the corner trying to acquire a taste for Guinness to complete her education and to .......

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                      • increase the iron content of her blood & give an even greater magnetic personality,thus started the legend of ...
                        He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                        Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                        • our Bins being harder than nails , her favourite drink being Irn Bru, oh if only.....

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                          • this was true..In reality she likes nothing more than a brew and is soft as sh*te . .....
                            S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                            a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                            You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                            • and she then sat down mumbling Hubble Bubble toil and trouble or at least that's what we thought we heard from the Gardener's Rest which was starting to look ....
                              Last edited by Aberdeenplotter; 04-01-2012, 04:37 PM.

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                              • ...stripped down, clean and tidy and ready for summer, much like...
                                Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
                                Endless wonder.

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