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  • AP who like his stainless steel spade was standing in the doorway looking sharp whilst ......

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    • Flo as per usual was sat at the bar supping the dregs from the pumps and .....

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      • Who me dear? Sup dregs dear? I don't think so dear. How very dare you? Now where's that napkin, I think I've got something round my mouth. Is there any pork pie back in the kitchen, or is it all
        Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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        • ...just a pipe dream? "I'd love some ice cream" said Mothhawk, who was a little deaf, and if...
          Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
          Endless wonder.

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          • I could only hear properly, I wouldn't have covered my pork pie in raspberry sauce. Meantime ...

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            • ...all the grapes were gathering in the saloon bar for a chorus of 'Auld Lang Syne' before downing their last pints of the festive season.

              "Wouldn't it be lovely to have a summer fête here on the village green outside the Gardeners Rest?" came a voice from the crowd. "As well as stalls we could have 'splat the rat' and other...
              Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
              Endless wonder.

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              • such fun games as 'marmalise the mole','squash the squirrel','pummel the pigeon',............
                He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                • ... and b***** the Bunny!" Said G4 with a wide grin and another swig of her G&T, as she reached for the Tin 'At!
                  All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                  Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                  • ^^^^^^ Slanji G4 Said BB taking a swig from his glass of Ardbeg
                    He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                    • "Chin chin and down the 'atch" said Flo. What a good idea about the Summer Fete on the green. Has anyone got a spare drainpipe for Bat the Rat? We could always ask Snadger, he's usually got one about his person as he
                      Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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                      • is fond of using them for his parsnips .......has anyone got a spare baseball bat ?
                        S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                        a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                        You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                        • Why? Who do you want to hit?
                          Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
                          Endless wonder.

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                          • The rat surely? Do keep up dear.
                            Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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                            • Can we use the one hanging over the bar? And will G4 give us her cast off horseshoes for the tossing horseshoes game? Well, not hers personally of course...
                              Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
                              Endless wonder.

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                              • You're treading a very fine line with that one mothhawk, you got a tin 'at?
                                Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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