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  • If I ask you for information, and you give me the information I asked for, at the time of asking, that is sufficient. I don't need an email, the day before the due date, to remind me. I'm the one that does stick to arrangements, you are the pillock who doesn't know if you are on your @r$e or your elbows.
    All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
    Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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    • May as well go for the hat-trick;

      If I give you a colour proof, I expect the finished product to be;

      a: The correct colours - not reversed.
      b: The right way round - not one quarter-turn clockwise.
      c: The spelling to be correct - if it says dot com, I don't expect to get dot co dot uk.

      I've done the hard work, you've only had to enlarge and print the chuffing things.

      How hard can it be, ffs!!!?
      All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
      Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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      • Bl**dy man!!! Don't get a chuffin' monk on when two of us don't want our dinner, when it consists more or less entirely of stuff we don't like FFS! And especially don't expect me to pretend to be happy about it; I'm up to my eyeballs in notes and books, fighting with writer's block, and guess what, I'M HUNGRY and I'd quite like to eat something which doesn't melt my tastebuds or blow my head off. Capiche?!

        Scrambled eggs it is then.

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        • That rant is right up there with
          "yes I know you have had a lovely day off, but have you started dinner/done the washing/been shopping? No? Cos thats what I do on MY day off".

          A trip to the Chinese to buy just myself a takeout ensured dinner cooked and washing done today
          WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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          • Is it too much to ask that someone could possibly empty the dishwasher and then refill the the current collection sat on the worktop .........and while we're at it please don't all go out and leave the backdoor open . Yes I know we have a dog but as he has proved before he's as much use as a chocolate teapot....
            S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
            a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

            You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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            • I want my bladdy topsoil!!! I asked the guy for it over 2 weeks ago, and have made 4 or 5 follow up phone calls, and still haven't got it... can't fill my second polytunnel bed, can't put down my grass seed, can't fill my new raised beds in the veg patch.... pull your finger out!!!

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              • Snotty nose , watery eyes ..........
                S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                • A dire shortage of "baddies" come on you lot get over to the woodland thread
                  He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                  Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                  • If you want to come in late, have mates to stay etc, then do it quietly!

                    If you want to do as you please, when you please, at max volume at 1 am get a flaming flat!
                    WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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                    • I sense some hoovering that needs doing dead early Fi.

                      My rant - laser eye surgery. A year later and I'm still waking up in agony 3 mornings a week. I hereby withdraw my support for laser eye surgery.

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                      • More bloody gravel and rude people who think they're being funny! WELL YOUR HUMOUR DOES GET ON MY NERVES - YOU'RE JUST RUDE!
                        Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein

                        Blog - @Twotheridge: For The Record - Sowing and Growing with a Virgin Veg Grower: Spring Has Now Sprung...Boing! http://vvgsowingandgrowing2012.blogs....html?spref=tw

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                        • Originally posted by VirginVegGrower View Post
                          More bloody gravel and rude people who think they're being funny! WELL YOUR HUMOUR DOES GET ON MY NERVES - YOU'RE JUST RUDE!
                          Apologies VVG

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                          • Originally posted by cardiffsteve View Post
                            Apologies VVG
                            Now why would you think it's you CS. You're just lovely x
                            Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein

                            Blog - @Twotheridge: For The Record - Sowing and Growing with a Virgin Veg Grower: Spring Has Now Sprung...Boing! http://vvgsowingandgrowing2012.blogs....html?spref=tw

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                            • Originally posted by VirginVegGrower View Post
                              Now why would you think it's you CS. You're just lovely x
                              Just call me mr paranoid

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                              • Originally posted by cardiffsteve View Post
                                Just call me mr paranoid
                                Sorry, you're just lovely Mr Paranoid. Who's Cardiff Steve then...?
                                Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein

                                Blog - @Twotheridge: For The Record - Sowing and Growing with a Virgin Veg Grower: Spring Has Now Sprung...Boing! http://vvgsowingandgrowing2012.blogs....html?spref=tw

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