Minor Rant Thread part 5

[cardiffsteve]

This was your 5th week. Id definitely give jobcentre plus a ring.

you can complain here that you weren't given correct information.
Tell Jobcentre Plus what you think : Directgov - Employment

My rant unhelpful people who dont know what their doing.
This is caused by employing temporary contract staff who have no idea what the job entails especially when dealing with peoples lives and money.

[Florence Fennel]

You can't rely on the weather forecast to decide whether you do any washing, I never do, so why does Himself? It hasn't rained all day.

[cardiffsteve]

How can a person drink 18 pints of cola a day?

Mother 'died after drinking 18 pints of Coca-Cola a day - Telegraph

And her partner said
“I didn’t ever think about the Coke. I never considered it would do any harm to a person. It’s just a soft drink, just like drinking water ... I didn’t think a drink’s going to kill you,’’

[Snadger]

Thumb print recognition systems that won't let you in the door because you've been weeding at the allotment................

[cardiffsteve]

Think I've broken my Playbook tablet. Keeps trying to update an application that has been uninstalled.
Try to stop the updates and my tablet has started to reconfigure like it did when it was new.
eek!

[di]

It's three minutes to ten and I still haven't had my bath......distractions,distractions. (tis now run and I'm off to ease my aching back )

[singleseeder]

Hearing a friend, who you've not spoken to in months, on the ansphpone and not being able to pick up because the batteries in the handset are dead.............

At least I think that's the problem 'cos I almost never use the landline.

[Two_Sheds]

Hey people, it's mirror, signal, mirror again, then maneuver

Not signal and pull out

[singleseeder]

It's not brake, signal, manoeuvre either!

[binley100]

chuffin' stupid backs that decide to seize up at the most inopportune moment

[Glutton4...]

^^OIY! Thought you was off travellin'...?

My rant - chuffin' weather, again. Sun, shade, rain, hail, shade, sun, hail, sun, rain...

[VirginVegGrower]

Chuffin' bloke (I love him really) who arrives at the same decision after half an hour of going round in very large circles.

[cardiffsteve]

How on earth can you get vertigo from having wet feet???????/

[Glutton4...]

Putting a last-minute increased bid on an eBay item with 3 seconds to go.

Realising you have won the item, at a good price!

Then, realising, you were the highest bidder anyway, on your other account, and you have actually just bid against yourself, and cost yourself an extra tenner!

PILLOCK!

[taff]

that's why you should only have the one account....