Minor Rant Thread part 5

[jackie j]

Ruddy men. Why when the loo is blocked for more than 24 hours don't you bladdy well do something about it, Its not my fault, you were the only one home all day yesterday. Good job we have two loo's. lets see how many day's its blocked before you do something about it.

I take it all back, loo fixed last night must be a record lol.

[Nicos]

Flippin hackers on my hotmail!

[cardiffsteve]

Why does Michael Gove look like "The lights are on but noones home"?

[Pumpkin Becki]

To the person who has just told me to stop moaning...

No I will not! Get knotted!!

I get sick of tidying up after you lazy ratbags, and let us not forget, that I have a degree and you don't - you are not better than me...and, I know five year olds who have better penmanship than you! Caveman!!

[Piggle]

pigging Ikea who suddenly decide to stop making the style of door which I am currently fitting in my kitchen hence making me have to go out and panic buy all the rest of the cupboard doors I need. The stress of having to make sure I have them all!

[cardiffsteve]

"A source close to Mr Hunt has said he will make his case at the inquiry, maintaining that the BSkyB bid process was very rigorous and there was "nothing inappropriate" in the dialogue between his adviser and Mr Michel.”

All I can say is "hairy round objects"


BBC News - Labour calls for Jeremy Hunt to resign after Leveson Inquiry evidence

[Florence Fennel]

So Mrs Bank Manager, you "can't find" the money I posted in a sealed envelope, by hand, with a paying in slip last Saturday afternoon. So it wasn't in the box on Monday and you will have to contact me when you have checked Monday's transactions. So headquarters, you are having trouble contacting my branch to get them to check this out and will therefore register an official complaint. How come then that when Himself telephones yesterday, the money was deposited into our account, in cash, last Friday and no-one has been in touch to tell me? Where was the envelope for 5 whole days? Boiling I tell you, boiling.

[Seahorse]

The same person who said I was a homophobe because I don't think there's any evidence that Jesus was gay (fwiw, I wouldn't care if he was, I just think it's an irrelevant argument, much like the one that he may have been married to Mary Magdalene) now tells me that Jesus is mythical anyway. Er... like unicorns and dragons then?

I know, I know, I should have walked away. Sometimes people's ignorant, judgemental bigotry astounds me though.

[BarleySugar]

I see a post on Freecycle for something I'd like this morning, email straightaway and I'm told I can have it. I email back, saying where are they, OH can collect tonight, then get another email to say it's gone, rather than details of when and where to collect. If they'd told me I could only have it if we could collect by a certain time, I'd understand.
I always give people at least 24 hours to make arrangements, it isn't always possible to have transport on hand for immediate pick up.

[Potstubsdustbins]

Supposed gas engineers that leave a young family in danger because they are to blaady idle to do the job properly. He will get his thats for sure.

Colin

[SarzWix]

Dear OU students, just because an author happened to post on a Facebook discussion about his book that we were having, doesn't make him your best mate, and so I am a bit weirded out that you are all posting 'Happy Birthday' messages on his personal FB page...

[snuffer]

Web sites that offer articles for sale. That then take your order for said article. Then e-mail you to say it's not in stock and will be at least a week before the manufacturer sends any more. Good job it's only a watering can and not something I was desperate for.

[Florence Fennel]

I am feeling particularly snerpy today, so just keep out of my bladdy way.

[julesapple]

Bladdy landlords.....this house is not worth £900 a month. Yes, I know oher houses in this village fetch twice that per month, but they are either brand new with all mod cons, or they have 14 bedrooms and sit in three acres a la Country Life.

Since we moved in you've had £85,000 rent.....now bleddy fix my windows.

[Glutton4...]

Stoooooopid Tart in a yellow Mini Cooper. Pulled out, forwards, from the local shop forecourt, whilst looking over her left shoulder at shopping/dog/brat/whatever in the back of her car. I stopped about two feet from her o/s/f wing (on purpose ), and watched her nearly sh*t herself when she eventually saw me. I rolled my eyes at her in exasperation, and the stoooopid Tart thought I was going to let her out!


I didn't.


Well, she didn't look like she'd be able to do a decent 'shunt' to get round me anyway.


Nice looking Mini though...