*new improved* 3 Blind Mice

[Shortie]

Jax, Sorry for taking so long to get the PC version of 3 blind mice up here, I lost the book for a while and only just found it again today.....

Well, here goes....

Three blind mice, three blind mice
See how they spin, see how they spin
They pin the tail on the kitty cat
While wearing silly party hats
Did you ever see such a silly sight
As three blind mice

I still remember my nursery rhymn books with pictures of possessed-looking farmers wives with carving knives at the ready....

Any one else know and other classics that have been made PC and they're not quite the same any more?

[Lesley Jay]

No not quite the same as having their tails cut off with a carving knife!

[dragonz]

souldnt it be visualy impared mice?

[sewer rat]

And presumably the cat was a Manx ?

[nick the grief]

I think I prefer the antifreeze & spade

[sewer rat]

Why waste anti-freeze ? If you're quick enough, a spade is all you'll need

[nick the grief]

Hope the ALF aren't reading these posts Rat, we'll be getting death threats

[sewer rat]

Am I bovvered ? Am I ? Bovvered ? Do I look bovvered ? Bunch of balaclava wearing *******.
Sorry, I said somewhere on another thread that only two things really got on my goat - now make that three.
Rat

[nick the grief]

Didn't know you had a goat Rat