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  • I don't like yoghurt!

    What do i do?

    What if I'm too sexy for her?

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    • Try icecream instead?
      You may well be too sexy for her but I'm sure she'll grow to like it!

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      • What if I'm too sexy for her?
        I'm sorry, I have never found the solution to that problem myself... (Possibly because I have never had it. )

        However, Haagen Daaz ice cream covers a multitude of sins... (Not to be confused with Dazz, that is very important.)

        Have you decided where you are going ? Who asked who, or is it a group outing ?
        Clean, polite and solvent with no obvious criminal history (although the latter is optional, believe it or not) - that's all most girls are hoping for on a first date.

        (So I have heard.)
        There's no point reading history if you don't use the lessons it teaches.

        Head-hunted member of the Nutter's Club - can I get my cranium back please ?

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        • Clean???

          I can do polite and solvent...but clean?!



          Probably just going for a coffee, so won't be too smart.

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          • Yes, I have the clean problem too ! Best not to wear your allotment wellies, I think ...although seed potatoes are not the no-no you might think, if she's the right girl.
            There's no point reading history if you don't use the lessons it teaches.

            Head-hunted member of the Nutter's Club - can I get my cranium back please ?

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            • make sure you smell nice,but NOT overpoweringly so,she may have alergies,and make sure your breath is good,open the doors for her,and just be yourself,good luck,you will know how to react if you relax and stop fetching your mirror out,
              sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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              • Hi Ouya!
                What do you mean, you MAY have a date? Do you or do you not? If you are unsure then perhaps she is as well. So, do tell all to your friends on here Where did you meet her and when is it taking place?
                Best of luck anyway and try not to be TOO sexy
                Forbidden Fruits make many Jams.

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                • Eeeeeeeeevening folks,what a funny old day,nice and sunny evening here,all i want to do is chill,chill chill,my afternoons siesta was great,need more lol,
                  sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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                  • Ouya, Just be yourself - even if you are too sexy Never pretend to be something you're not because its too difficult to maintain. Clean is good, well mannered is also good, but funny is best Go and enjoy yourself and don't try too hard
                    If its meant to be, it will be: if it ain't, c'est la vie!!

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                    • Its been the Village Garden Crawl today in aid of the village lifeboat (Not RNLI - so funded totally by the community). Glorious hot afternoon and I spent too much time in just a few of the gardens. How can you leave a garden with fantastic views over the estuary, homemade ciabatta, cheese, fresh pineapple and strawberries, not to mention the wine! Dragged myself away, with difficulty, when the gateaux, coffee and Baileys were on offer. One garden had the local Jazz band playing, another a string trio. Contentment is alive and well and living here!

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                      • Ah Veggie, it sounds idyllic. It's reassuring to know that in some places in some ways at least, life goes on as it should. Not everywhere has to be dire and desperate.
                        (Although like Ouya, I cannot complain. No, not that I have a date, but it has dried up enough for me to get washing out on the whirly - hey, I take whatever excitement I can find ! - and a kind friend just gave me a set of panniers for the dog...so that'll be a kilo or two less for me to carry. )

                        all i want to do is chill,chill chill
                        Come on up North dolly, you would be chilled enough up here - went out this morning thinking it wasn't raining, I wouldn't need a fleece - oh fool I am !
                        There's no point reading history if you don't use the lessons it teaches.

                        Head-hunted member of the Nutter's Club - can I get my cranium back please ?

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                        • Well, it's not an official date. We're just going to have a chat and a soft drink.

                          It'll be in Derby, though.



                          What would you wear for a 'date' in Starbucks or whatever?

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                          • Originally posted by Ouya Mellsa View Post
                            What would you wear for a 'date' in Starbucks or whatever?
                            Clothes?

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                            • I'd say, the same sort of clothes you would wear to go shopping downtown. Casual, not scruffy. So definitely not wellies or kneepads...
                              There's no point reading history if you don't use the lessons it teaches.

                              Head-hunted member of the Nutter's Club - can I get my cranium back please ?

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                              • When is the big day, Ouya? I feel a trip to Starbuck's in Derby coming on

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