What gender are your seedlings?

[Potstubsdustbins]

My seedlings are transgender, girlies when all is going well, lads on a parade ground when they need a talking to.

Several good possibilities for the club on this thread VC good Nutters material.

Colin

[binley100]

I left some of my babies to fend for themselves at the lottie today .......now all I want to do is run up there and see how they're doing

[veggiechicken]

That makes sense Potty, for perhaps the first time!
Should we open up Nutters club membership to applicants or continue by invitation only?

[di]

W*****? I feel so naive!

[veggiechicken]

Wishing? Working? Welding? Weeding even......

[di]

You're sex ed lesson was definately not the same as that of today.

[Potstubsdustbins]

I think we should leave that in your remit after all you are the only life long member and I am but a recent addition.

Pa Snips seems a good bet apart from his name. Pa has in male Snips as in a certain op I had a few years ago. The thought still brings tears to my eyes.

Please accept my sincere sorries for making sense I will try to see it does not happen again.

Potty

[veggiechicken]

That's for sure, Di. We didn't know what videos were either!

[veggiechicken]

A bit too much medical information there Potty! Better than the two bricks method though, I'm sure.
Apologies accepted!

[Pa Snips]

I too would be hard pressed to find compassion in my heart for a slug, baby or otherwise. In fact there is infinite pleasure to be found in cutting the big ones in half

Try hitting them with a strimmer...they burst into many pieces, but you end up wearing them too...uuurgh!

[Potstubsdustbins]

If you remember correctly the 'two bricks' method was reserved for camels.

Colin

[veggiechicken]

But you're always telling us what a big lad you are....

[Potstubsdustbins]

Big don't necessary mean brave.

Potty

[SarzWix]

I'm happy to say that I have never assigned a gender to my seedlings... I'm even happier to discover I'm not as nutty as I thought I was

[veggiechicken]

I'm sorry to have to tell you Sarah that you'll never make it into the Nutters Club now - not without a change of attitude to your seedlings at the very least.