I am officially senile.

[binley100]

Thingamebob ........you know

[cardiffsteve]

I'm off to um something

[Vince G]

My wife reckons I'm easily distracted during sex.........anyway, do excuse me, I'd better get back to it.

[SlugLobber]

It's things like forgetting peoples names that I find embarrassing.....other stuff I can put down to absentmindedness .

I have never been good with names. Poor OH must despair. Every year we'll be at the shows and someone will come and say hello. I have to try to join in the conversation, but then ask him (once they're gone), "Who was that, again?". I think after 7 years he knows this won't change.

It is embarrassing, as it happens with work colleagues, too. If I see them every day, fine, but once I've left a job, forget it. They're 'familiar faces'. I've had loads of friend requests on facebook from school mates, but haven't remembered them, yet my other friends do.

Meh, I can dress myself and feed myself, what more do they want?!?

[Peas'n'Kews]

I can never remember the name of cotoneaster, no, make that agapanthus - no, that's not it either its... omg I can't remember....

<tries very hard, including sticking tongue out and screwing up face>

Asks OH what the stuff is that isn't cotoneaster ....

Thanks goodness.....

The answer is PYROCANTHUS!!!!!

(OH mumbling about it being too late to get a divorce....)

[Madasafish]

I have a little reporter's notepad and write things down when I want to remember them.

Then I lose it or forget I have written in it..

Anyone know of a USB stick for humans?

[SlugLobber]

I have a little reporter's notepad and write things down when I want to remember them.

Then I lose it or forget I have written in it..

Anyone know of a USB stick for humans?

Wouldn't like to think of where that plugs in...