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What you trying to say VC?
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I'm only here cos I got on the wrong bus. -
delete a perfectly good tangent? hurumphNever test the depth of the water with both feet
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory....
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Life of Brian is one of my favourite films.
Blessed are the cheesemakers.Comment
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Just don't tell Wodger or woderickNever test the depth of the water with both feet
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory....
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.Comment
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Spectator I: I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers".
Mrs. Gregory: Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?
Gregory: Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy productsComment
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Pontius Pilate: Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wufflyComment
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Pontius Pilate: He has a wife, you know. Do you know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia. Incontinentia ButtocksComment
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Noooooo, please make it stop!!!!!
My sides hurt...
All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.Comment
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Mine too G4. I'm giggling like an idiot - say nothing!Comment
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My lips are sealed!
Nutter!
All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.Comment
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I'm only here cos I got on the wrong bus.Comment
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Its hard giggling with sealed lips - You just wobble up and down....Comment
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I'm Brian and so's my wifeComment
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Pontius Pilate: [Pilate is going to release a prisoner to the crowd] People of Jewusalum,
[Evrybody laughs at his speech impairment]
Pontius Pilate: Wome... is your fwiend!
[They laugh more]
Pontius Pilate: To pwove our fwiendship, we will welease one of our wong-doers! Who shall I welease?
Man in crowd: Welease Woger!
[Everybody laughs, and begin to chant, "Welease Woger"]
Pontius Pilate: Vewy well, I shall... Welease... Woger!
[Everybody laughs]
Centurion: Uh, we haven't got a "Woger", sir.
Pontius Pilate: Oh, okay. We have no "Woger'!
[They all laugh]
Man in crowd: Well what about "Wodewick" then?
[They laugh and chant "Welease Wodewick!"]
Pontius Pilate: Vewy well! I shall welease... Wodewick!
[the crowd laughs some more]
Centurion: Sir, there's no "Wodewick".
Pontius Pilate: Who is this "Wodewick" you speak of?
Man in crowd: He's a wobber!
[they laugh]
Man in crowd: And a wapist!
[more laughter]
Girl In Crowd: And a pick-pocket!
[Everybody shakes their heads at her and say no]
Pontius Pilate: He sounds a notowious cwiminalComment
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